Chords for D12 - My Band

_ [D] _ _ _ [Am] Yeah man, [Gm] wow show.
Yo what's up [D] big baby?
Yo we need to holla [G] at my mans right fast, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, not right now man.
_ [D] Man's trying to unwind.
Told me not to let nobody [A] in.
What?
_ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[F] _ [D] That looks cool.
_ _ _ [G] _
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[Dm] _ Fans [G] out here.
[A] _ [D] Yo, yo, [C] who's playing in here?
[D] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
[Bm] I [E] don't know dude.
[C#] I think [F#m] everybody's all jealous and shit.
[Bm] Cause I'm like the lead singer of the [F#m] band dude.
And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me dude.
_ And they need to take it up with me after the show.
[E] _ _ [G] [F#m] Because these chicks don't even know [Bm] the name of my [E] band.
[F#m] But they're all on me like [Bm] they want a whole hand.
[F#m] _ Cause once I blow they [Bm] know that I'll be the [E] man.
[F#m] All because I'm the [Bm] lead singer of my [F#m] band.
So I get off stage right, drop the mic, walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like,
Sup ladies, my name's Slim [Bm] Shady, I'm the lead singer of [C#m] D12 baby.
They're [F#m] all like, oh my god it's him, Becky I'm a fucking goddess.
I swear to fucking god dude you fucking [B] rock.
[G#] Please Marshall, please let me [G] suck your cock.
[F#m] Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous.
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas.
Whole chicks start yelling, all the hot daves.
All the bras and the shirts and the panties on stage.
So like every single night they pick a fight with me.
But when we fight it's kind of like stealing rivalry.
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me.
[Bm] Dude, I just think you're [G#] trying to steal the [G] light from me.
[F#m] Yesterday Ken Ivey tried to pull a knife on me.
[D] Cause I told him [C#] Jessica [F#m] Alkis, my wife, to be.
This rockstar shit is the light for [B] me.
And all the other [F#] guys that despise me [F#m] because of me.
These chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my [E] band.
[F#m] But they're all on me [D] like they want the [Bm] whole [G] band.
[F#m] Cause once I blow they [Bm] know that I'll be the [E] man.
[F#m] All because I'm the [Bm] lead singer of my [F#m] band.
My band, my band, [B] my band, [D] my [F#] band.
My [C#m] band, my [C#] band, [B] my band, [G#] my band.
[F#m] _ _ _
My band, my band, _ my band.
Give me that smirk.
You just want to see a nigga backwards don't you?
[C#] Hey dad how come we don't rap our pro team?
Smash these [F#m] vocals and do a performance.
But we in [G#] the band and he in the [F#m] tour bus.
You don't want my autograph?
You's a liar.
I thought you were conniving.
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room?
Cause I should've looked smaller than a decimal.
See I know how to rap.
It's simple but.
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book.
So I'm more intact.
Trying to get on the map.
Doing jumping [G#] jacks while getting whipped on [F#m] my back.
Look at them little punk ass thinking he the shit.
Yeah [E] I know man by himself taking on a push.
Hey [F#m] I thought we had an interview with DJ [Bm] Clue.
No I had an interview [F#m] not you two.
You gonna be late for sound check.
Man our [D] mics are screwed up.
And his always sound best.
[F#m] You know what man I'm gonna say something.
Hey yo El.
You [G#] got something to say?
[F#m] I thought you was about to tell him off man.
What's up?
Man I'm [F#] gonna tell him what I feel like it man.
Shut up.
You ain't even back [C#m] me up.
We supposed to [B] be crewing.
Man I was about to talk right [F#m] after you.
I swear.
I swear man.
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [F#m] _ _
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_ _ [Bm] _ _ [C#m] _ _ [F#m] _ _
[C#] _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#] _ [N] _ _
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_ _ _ I want you to sing along right now.
[G] With the real lead singer of the band.
Big Proof.
Come on.
They [F#m] say the lead singers rock but the group is not.
[Bm] Went from sold [C#] out arenas to amusement parks.
[F#m] I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot.
I should cut this mic off when the music starts.
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan.
[Bm] Every time I hear you. _
[F#m] We in the band bitch.
We don't play instruments.
[G#] So why you getting 90 and we only get [F#m] tips.
And then these guys acting funny if we get real cold.
[C#m] Proof came back. _
[F#m] Can't make it to the stage.
Security in my way.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
I'm sick of this group.
Talk top music or solo or mix and loop.
I told y'all make the beats and run all the raps
to a con artist.
Slip me some crack.
Lose yourself video.
I was in the back.
[C#m] Superman video.
I was in the back.
Fuck [F#m] the media.
I got some suggestions.
Fuck Marshall.
[G#] I ask such good questions [F#m] like
who is D12.
How we get [Bm] started.
But what about Eminem?
Bitch are you [F#m] retarded?
Anyway.
I'm the [Bm] poppiest guy in the group.
Big ass stomach.
Bitches [F#m] think I'm cute.
Philly told me to do sit ups to get [Bm] buff.
I did [C#] two and a half and [E] couldn't get up.
[F#m] Fuck D12.
I'm out of this [B] band.
I'm about to [C#m] start a group with the real [D] rocks.
Girl what's _ [C#] the only [F#m] only [F] one
for [E] me to [D#] be
just [D] 10 by
a [C#] star to know that
[B] you know _ [F#] I'm the [C#] best.
_ [F#m] These chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my band.
[F#m] _ But they all
on me like [Bm] they want a whole
[F#m] dance.
Fuck Marshall.
Cause once I blow I [Bm] know
that I'll be the [E] man.
[F#m] All because I'm the [D] man.
_ [Bm] _
[F#] The man.
The man.
[Bm] [F#m] The man.
The man.
The man.
_ [Bm] _ [G#m] The _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ hottest boy band in the world.
_ _ _ [C#] D12. _
[D] _ [F#m] _ _ I get [Bm] all the girls
to take off their [F#m] underpants.
And they're leaning
on my band.
My [Bm] salsa makes all the pretty
girls [F#m] want to dance my salsa.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Look out for my
next single.
It's called my salsa.
_ My [E] salsa, salsa, salsa,
[Bm] salsa.
[F#m] My salsa makes all the
pretty girls [Bm] want to dance and [E] take off their
[F#m] underpants.
My salsa makes all the
pretty girls [Bm] want to dance and take off their
[F#m] underpants.
My salsa.
Where'd everybody go? _ _