Stan Chords by Eminem, Dido
Tempo:
160 bpm
Chords used:
Abm
E
Gb
B
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Abm] She's gone cold and won't [Gb] you take her out
[B] She's gone out all [E] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
[B] And I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
[B] But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
[E] She's gone cold and won't you [Gb] take her out
She's gone out all [Abm] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the [Abm] bottom
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn, you must not have got [Gb] them
There probably was a problem in the post office or [Abm] something
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I dot [Gb] them
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma name her [Ab] Bond
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm [Gb] sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't [Abm] want him
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did [Abm] with Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man, hit me [Fm] back, I'm just a chat
[E] Julio is your biggest [Abm] fan, this is Stan
I [E]
[Gb]
[Abm]
[Ebm]
can't see [Abm] it at all,
[Gb] that you're all [Abm] my grandma
I can see that it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
[Abm] Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote, I hope you have [Gb] a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk [E] to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to
You could've signed an autograph for [Abm] Matthew, that's my little brother man
[E] He's only six years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like this fucking [Fm] idol
He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do
I ain't that [E] mad though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I [Abm] write you, you would write back
You see, [E] I'm just like you in a way
I [Gb] never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your [Gb] songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put them on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even cut [E] myself to see how much it [Gb] bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll be [A] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Bbm] I'm sincerely yours, Stan, P [E].S. we should be together [Abm] too
[E] Taxi,
[Gb]
[Abm]
[Gb]
[Abm] hello, keep on it,
[Gb] girl, my [Ab] [Abm] grandma needs me
But it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear [A] mister, I'm too good to call or write [Gbm] my friends
This'll be the [B] last package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, still no [E] word, I don't deserve it
I know [B] you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on [Bb] them perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Ebm] it
I'm in [Gb] the car [E] right now, I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drank a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Bill Collins, in the air every night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And [E] all I wanted was a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it
You're ruined now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gb] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Ebm] talk
Hey Slim, that's [E] my girlfriend [Eb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer more, [Bb] and then she'll [Abm] die too
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the bridge [N] now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
[Abm]
[N]
[E]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm]
[Gb] [Ebm]
[Abm]
[Gb]
[Abm] Dear [E]
[Abm]
Slim, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy
[Gb] Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm [E] really flattered you would call your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bb] I wrote it on your starter [Abm] cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed it
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit [E] you said about how you'd like to cut your [Bb] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked [Abm] up is she?
You got me missing Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down [Abm] some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [Ebm] me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope it reaches you in time [Bb] before you hurt yourself
[E] I think that you'll be doing just [Abm] fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you, but Stan, [Gb] why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want [Abm] you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me [Abm] sick
Some dude was drunk [E] and drove his car over a bridge
[Gb] And had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with his kid
[Abm] And in the car they found a chick, [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[Abm] Come to think about it, his [E] name was Luke Jew
[N]
[B] She's gone out all [E] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
[B] And I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
[B] But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
[E] She's gone cold and won't you [Gb] take her out
She's gone out all [Abm] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the [Abm] bottom
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn, you must not have got [Gb] them
There probably was a problem in the post office or [Abm] something
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I dot [Gb] them
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma name her [Ab] Bond
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm [Gb] sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't [Abm] want him
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did [Abm] with Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man, hit me [Fm] back, I'm just a chat
[E] Julio is your biggest [Abm] fan, this is Stan
I [E]
[Gb]
[Abm]
[Ebm]
can't see [Abm] it at all,
[Gb] that you're all [Abm] my grandma
I can see that it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
[Abm] Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote, I hope you have [Gb] a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk [E] to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to
You could've signed an autograph for [Abm] Matthew, that's my little brother man
[E] He's only six years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like this fucking [Fm] idol
He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do
I ain't that [E] mad though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I [Abm] write you, you would write back
You see, [E] I'm just like you in a way
I [Gb] never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your [Gb] songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put them on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even cut [E] myself to see how much it [Gb] bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll be [A] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Bbm] I'm sincerely yours, Stan, P [E].S. we should be together [Abm] too
[E] Taxi,
[Gb]
[Abm]
[Gb]
[Abm] hello, keep on it,
[Gb] girl, my [Ab] [Abm] grandma needs me
But it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear [A] mister, I'm too good to call or write [Gbm] my friends
This'll be the [B] last package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, still no [E] word, I don't deserve it
I know [B] you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on [Bb] them perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Ebm] it
I'm in [Gb] the car [E] right now, I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drank a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Bill Collins, in the air every night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And [E] all I wanted was a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it
You're ruined now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gb] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Ebm] talk
Hey Slim, that's [E] my girlfriend [Eb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer more, [Bb] and then she'll [Abm] die too
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the bridge [N] now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
[Abm]
[N]
[E]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm]
[Gb] [Ebm]
[Abm]
[Gb]
[Abm] Dear [E]
[Abm]
Slim, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy
[Gb] Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm [E] really flattered you would call your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bb] I wrote it on your starter [Abm] cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed it
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit [E] you said about how you'd like to cut your [Bb] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked [Abm] up is she?
You got me missing Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down [Abm] some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [Ebm] me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope it reaches you in time [Bb] before you hurt yourself
[E] I think that you'll be doing just [Abm] fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you, but Stan, [Gb] why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want [Abm] you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me [Abm] sick
Some dude was drunk [E] and drove his car over a bridge
[Gb] And had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with his kid
[Abm] And in the car they found a chick, [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[Abm] Come to think about it, his [E] name was Luke Jew
[N]
Key:
Abm
E
Gb
B
Bb
Abm
E
Gb
_ [Abm] _ _ _ She's gone cold and won't [Gb] you take her out
[B] She's gone out all [E] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
_ [B] And I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
[B] But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It _ reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
_ _ _ [E] She's gone cold and won't you [Gb] take her out
She's gone out all [Abm] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I _ can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It reminds _ me that it's not so bad
It's not so _ bad
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the [Abm] bottom
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn, you must not have got [Gb] them
There probably was a problem in the post office or [Abm] something
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I dot [Gb] them
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma name her [Ab] Bond
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm [Gb] sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't [Abm] want him
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did [Abm] with Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man, hit me [Fm] back, I'm just a chat
[E] Julio is your biggest [Abm] fan, this is Stan
I [E] _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ _
can't see [Abm] it at all, _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ that you're all [Abm] my _ _ grandma
I can see that it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
[Abm] Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote, I hope you have [Gb] a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk [E] to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to
You could've signed an autograph for [Abm] Matthew, that's my little brother man
[E] He's only six years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like this fucking [Fm] idol
He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do
I ain't that [E] mad though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I [Abm] write you, you would write back
You see, [E] I'm just like you in a way
I [Gb] never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your [Gb] songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put them on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even cut [E] myself to see how much it [Gb] bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll be [A] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Bbm] I'm sincerely yours, Stan, P [E].S. we should be together [Abm] too
_ _ _ [E] Taxi, _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] hello, keep on it, _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ girl, my [Ab] _ _ [Abm] _ _ grandma needs me
But it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear [A] mister, I'm too good to call or write [Gbm] my friends
This'll be the [B] last package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, still no [E] word, I don't deserve it
I know [B] you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on [Bb] them perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Ebm] it
I'm in [Gb] the car [E] right now, I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drank a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Bill Collins, in the air every night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And [E] all I wanted was a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it
You're ruined now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gb] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Ebm] talk
Hey Slim, that's [E] my girlfriend [Eb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer more, [Bb] and then she'll [Abm] die too
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the bridge [N] now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ Dear [E] _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Slim, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy
[Gb] Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm [E] really flattered you would call your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bb] I wrote it on your starter [Abm] cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed it
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit [E] you said about how you'd like to cut your [Bb] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked [Abm] up is she?
You got me missing Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down [Abm] some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [Ebm] me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope it reaches you in time [Bb] before you hurt yourself
[E] I think that you'll be doing just [Abm] fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you, but Stan, [Gb] why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want [Abm] you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me [Abm] sick
Some dude was drunk [E] and drove his car over a bridge
[Gb] And had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with his kid
[Abm] And in the car they found a chick, [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[Abm] Come to think about it, his [E] name was_ Luke Jew
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] She's gone out all [E] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
_ [B] And I can't [Abm] see at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
[B] But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It _ reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
_ _ _ [E] She's gone cold and won't you [Gb] take her out
She's gone out all [Abm] bad and all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I _ can't see [Abm] at all
Even if I could [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on [Abm] my wall
It reminds _ me that it's not so bad
It's not so _ bad
Dear Slim, [E] I wrote you but you still ain't [Gb] calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the [Abm] bottom
I sent two letters [E] back in autumn, you must not have got [Gb] them
There probably was a problem in the post office or [Abm] something
Sometimes I scribble [E] addresses too sloppy when I dot [Gb] them
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your [Abm] daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, [E] I'm about to be a father
[F] If I have a daughter, guess what [E] I'ma call her?
I'ma name her [Ab] Bond
I read about [E] your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm [Gb] sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't [Abm] want him
I know you probably hear [E] this every day, but I'm your [Gb] biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did [Abm] with Scam
I got a room [E] full of your posters and your [Gb] pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit [Abm] was bad
Anyways, [E] I hope you get this man, hit me [Fm] back, I'm just a chat
[E] Julio is your biggest [Abm] fan, this is Stan
I [E] _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ _
can't see [Abm] it at all, _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ that you're all [Abm] my _ _ grandma
I can see that it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
[Abm] Dear Slim, you still [E] ain't called or wrote, I hope you have [Gb] a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Abm] fans
If you didn't want to talk [E] to me outside the [Gb] concert, you didn't have to
You could've signed an autograph for [Abm] Matthew, that's my little brother man
[E] He's only six years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just [Abm] said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like this fucking [Fm] idol
He wants to be just like [E] you man, he likes you more than [Abm] I do
I ain't that [E] mad though, I just don't like being lied [Gb] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I [Abm] write you, you would write back
You see, [E] I'm just like you in a way
I [Gb] never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom [Abm] and beat her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your [Gb] songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put them on
[Abm] Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the desk
Sometimes I even cut [E] myself to see how much it [Gb] bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
[Abm] See everything you say is real, [E] and I respect you cause you tell [Gb] it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24 [Abm]-7
But she don't know you like [E] I know you Slim, no one [Gb] does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
[Ab] You gotta call me man, I'll be [A] the biggest fan you'll ever lose
[Bbm] I'm sincerely yours, Stan, P [E].S. we should be together [Abm] too
_ _ _ [E] Taxi, _
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_ [Abm] hello, keep on it, _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ girl, my [Ab] _ _ [Abm] _ _ grandma needs me
But it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear [A] mister, I'm too good to call or write [Gbm] my friends
This'll be the [B] last package I ever [Bb] send your ass
[Ab] It's been six months, still no [E] word, I don't deserve it
I know [B] you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on [Bb] them perfect
So this is my cassette [Em] I'm sending you, I hope you hear [Ebm] it
I'm in [Gb] the car [E] right now, I'm doing [Bbm] 90 on the [Ab] freeway
Hey Slim, I [E] drank a fist of vodka, you share me [Fm] the drive?
You know the [E] song by Bill Collins, in the air every night
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from [Gb] drowning
But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his show he found [Abm] him
That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from [Gb] drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on [B] a thousand [Bb] downers now, I'm [Abm] drowsy
And [E] all I wanted was a lousy letter of a [Gb] call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the [Abm] wall
I [E] love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it
You're ruined now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gb] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you when you can't breathe [Abm] without me
See [E] Slim, shut up bitch, I'm trying to [Ebm] talk
Hey Slim, that's [E] my girlfriend [Eb] screaming in the trunk
[Abm] But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like [Gb] you
Cause if she suffocates, [B] she'll suffer more, [Bb] and then she'll [Abm] die too
Well, gotta [E] go, I'm almost at the bridge [N] now
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_ Slim, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy
[Gb] Said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is [Abm] she?
Look, I'm [E] really flattered you would call your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bb] I wrote it on your starter [Abm] cap
I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I [Gb] must've missed it
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just [Abm] to diss you
But what's the shit [E] you said about how you'd like to cut your [Bb] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked [Abm] up is she?
You got me missing Stan, I think you need some [Gb] counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down [Abm] some
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make [Ebm] me not want us to meet each other
[Abm] _ I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope [Abm] you get to read this letter
I [E] just hope it reaches you in time [Bb] before you hurt yourself
[E] I think that you'll be doing just [Abm] fine if you relax a little
I'm glad I inspired you, but Stan, [Gb] why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I do want [Abm] you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
[Gb] I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me [Abm] sick
Some dude was drunk [E] and drove his car over a bridge
[Gb] And had his girlfriend in the trunk
And she was pregnant with his kid
[Abm] And in the car they found a chick, [E] but they didn't say who it was to
[Abm] Come to think about it, his [E] name was_ Luke Jew
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