Chords for David Bromberg - Loaded & Laid.wmv

_ [A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [G] _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Gm] [Bb] Folks, you know I finally figured out
cause [G] what's wrong with me? _
[C] _ [E] I need to [F] get loaded and laid. _
[Eb] _ [Bb] _ That's the only decent way that I [Cm] can [Bb] foresee
[G] to make it through the long cold [Cm] night of year. _
[Dm] Now, [Bb] you might think that's funny
coming from a man of my age,
but if you [Eb] think I'm jive, my sweetheart,
[Bb] you can meet me [Bbm] backstage.
[Gb] _
[Bb] I finally [G] figured out cause what's wrong with [Bb] me?
[C] Oh, I need [F] to get loaded [Bb] and laid.
[Gm] _ [Eb] _
[Gm] Yeah, I [G] finally figured out just what my main problem is.
[C] I [F] want to be [Bb] ravishing, right?
[E] _ [Gbm]
[Fm] You can forget all [B] about the need for restraint. _
[C] I want [D] to get [E] my sweet milk [F] time.
_ [Gbm] Hey, [Bb] I've tried persuasion, booze, and assault,
[Eb] and the way the Marin County women look,
it ain't [Bbm] but half my fault.
[Bb] Yeah, I finally figured out what my [G] main problem is.
[Gm] Oh, I [F] need to get [Gbm] ravishing, [Bb] right? _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] Yes, I do. _
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[Bb] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [G] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Gm]
Folks, _ _ [G] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [E] _
[A] _ [Bb] you know this [G] thing's been bombing now
for quite a few days.
_ [Gm] I [F] want to be [Bb] tortured and [Em] teased.
[Eb] _ [Bb] I know San Francisco women must have a thousand ways
to [G] keep a New York boy all [C] sweaty and [Dm] pleased. _
[Cm] [Bb] You can drag out your fake fur, your lashes, and [Eb] lace.
You can smear guacamole [Bbm] all over my face.
Yeah, [Bb] the thing's been bombing now for quite a few days.
Oh, here I want to be tortured and teased. _
[A] [Bb] Folks, you know I finally figured [Gm] out
just [G] what my main problem is.
_ [E] I [F] need to get loaded and laid.
[Gm] _
[A] _ [Bb] Believe me, I wouldn't have even brought this subject up,
[G] [Gm] except it's been up on its own now for [F] days. _ _
_ [Bb] I don't care if you want to stand, stoop, or [Eb] sit.
Just don't think about stopping, child,
until [Gb] I beg you to quit.
[Bb] I finally figured out just what my [B] main problem is.
Yeah, [Em] I need to [F] get loaded [Gm] and laid. _
[B] [Gm] Yeah, I want [F] to be tortured [Gm] and _ [G]
teased.
[Gm] Child, I need [F] to get [Eb] loaded and laid.
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