Del tha funkee homosapien - If you must Chords

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[Ab] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] Okay, what is your name?
[G]
Del, the funky homo sapien.
_ And what is the name of your song?
The name [D] of my song is [B] If You Must.
[C] [Em] It's about funkies, melody.
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[E] _ It's [G] important to [E] practice good hygiene.
At least if you want to run with my team.
I'm about to get into some shit that I've seen.
This fool's breath on me so that I'll melt the ice cream.
They say [G] don't say nothing [E] if you can't say nice things.
Sitting too close to him on board like my eyes sting.
I tried to be subtle.
Hand him a stick of gum.
[G] I was [E] a victim of breath on him.
Running his yap about what sets [G] he from.
Gotta get [E] some gum, gotta get him some.
[G] He turned it [E] down.
His teeth was [G] brown.
This fool, she had [E] a tour and it was a new sensation.
[G] I had [E] to ask the dope to pass the soap.
Cause his coat had the scented crustaceans.
Her [G] bathroom's in [E] the bus station.
He had [G] a can of OE and some [E] raisins.
Amazing.
Had the Tobio.
He didn't [G] know.
[E] Used to the fragrance.
Just as [G] the days went [E] without faving.
He felt [G] manly and not [E] like a maiden.
He had [G] one dread [E] and fungus.
Said he worked on [G] people's [E] toilets with plungers.
[G] Girls, not the guy who will work the tongue, y'all.
[Bb] So guys, take your cue from [Ab] this little number.
You gotta [E] wash your ass if you must.
You gotta wash your [G] hair [F] if you must.
You gotta brush your [G] teeth [E] if you must.
Or else you'll be fucked.
You gotta wash your ass if you [C] must.
You gotta wash your [G] hair [E] if you must.
You gotta brush your teeth if you [C] must.
Or [E] else you'll be fucked.
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_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ [Em] _ _
_ Now in class you need total [C] concentration.
But there's [G] kids in the [B] back holding conversations.
Cracking on [E] each other.
And [C] neither were [Em] Polter Boys.
Both of them smelled like the type that's so avoid.
Coast [E] enjoyed to leave an [C] absence.
[Em] Once Boo's feet smelled [Dm] like he struck some [G] matchsticks.
Grimstone.
[E] Girls would never [C] bring him home.
I was laughing.
[F] Then his friend raised his [D] tone and said,
Blood, you whirled all over yourself.
Yeah.
[G] How come so [E] cheap on your ass you'll be [G] submerged
like you need to do in [E] water because you smell like a turd?
Want a [G] cap?
Get some [E] currants.
Your feet smell [G] of orange.
Go look it up.
[E] And while you at it, get a cup and squeeze the sweat
out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle.
You [G] get our [E] vote for most stinkiest.
That nigga started thinking of shit.
Said I was frail.
I said he was stale.
[B] Underarms ripe.
[N] Undergarments tight.
About to leap out your holy sweat.
Then we holding bets and after this I'm going to collect.
Nigga, check yourself.
Respect yourself.
And watch your motherfucking body before your [Fm] sweatshirt melt.
[G] And wait until [E] you whack them.
Don't let him find [G] you attractive.
The vote [D] got too captive.
You [F] don't need a map, [Ebm] bitch.
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[G] _ _ [F] _ _ [D] You gotta wash your [G] ass [E] every month. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[E] You gotta wash your hair, y'all.
If you mush, you gotta brush your teeth.
You gotta wash your ass every month.
You gotta [G] wash your hair, y'all.
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