Chords for Biz Markie - Just A Friend (Official Video)

_ _ Your mom's is so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a shake on layaway.
Oh!.
_ That's a lot of money.
Your mother's so old, she knew Central Park wasn't just a plant.
Oh!
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Your mom's hair's so nappy, she gotta take painkillers to comb my head.
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yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, _ _ _ yo, yo,.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, how's the bank?.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, what's up?.
Forget them girls man.
Yo, I got a little story [C] to tell you.
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, [Dm] but a year to make love she wanted you to wait?.
Let me tell you a story of my situation I was talking to this girl [G] from the [C] US nation.
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert.
[Dm] She had long hair and a short mini skirt.
I just got on stage dripping porn with sweat.
I was walking through the [G] crowd.
And guess [C] who I met?.
I whispered in her ear,.
Come to the picture booth [Dm] so I could ask you some questions and see if you're 100 proof.
I asked her her name, she said blah blah blah.
She had nine pimped [G] pants and a [C] very big bra.
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused.
[Dm] I said, how do you like the show?.
She said I was very amused.
I started throwing beats,.
she started throwing back mid-range.
But when I sprang the [G] question,.
she [C] acted kind of strange.
Then when I asked, do you have a man?.
She tried to [Dm] pretend.
She said, no I don't.
I only have a friend.
_ Come on.
I'm not even going for [G] it.
Here's what I'm [C] going to say.
You, you got [Dm] what I need.
_ _ .
But you say he's just a [F] friend.
And you say he's [G] just a friend.
[C] Oh baby, you got [Dm] what I need.
[F].
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's [G] just a friend.
[C].
Oh baby, you [Dm] got what I _ need.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's [C] just a friend.
So I took blah blah's, worked for it at this time.
[Dm] I thought just having a friend couldn't be no crime.
Because I have friends and that's a fact like Agnes, [G] Agatha, [C] Jermaine, and Jack.
Forget about that.
Let's go into the [Dm] story about a girl named blah blah blah that adore me.
So we started talking, getting familiar, spending a lot of [G] time so [C] we can build a relationship.
Or some [Dm] understanding how it's going to be in the future we was planning.
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet.
I had no [G] idea I was [C] in for a treat.
After this was established, everything was [Dm] cool.
The tour was [Am] over and she went back to [Dm] school.
I called every day to see how she was doing.
Every time that I [G] called her,.
it [C] seemed to me we were through.
I called her room, I picked up the phone, I called her [Dm] again.
I said, yo, who is that?.
Oh, he's just a friend.
Don't give me that.
Don't even [G] give me [C] that.
You bust this.
You, you [Dm] got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend.
[F] You say he's [G] just a friend.
[C] Oh baby, you _ [Dm] got what I _ need.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say [G] he's just a [C] friend.
Oh baby, you [Dm] got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend.
But you say [G] he's just a [C] friend.
So I came to her college on a surprise [Dm] visit.
to see my girl that was [Am] so [Dm] exquisite it was a school day.
I know she was there the first [G] semester [C] of the school year.
I went to her gate to ask where was her [Dm] dorm this guy made me fill out a visitor's form.
he told me where it was and I was on my way to see my baby [G] doll I [C] was happy to say.
I arrived in front of the [Dm] dormitory yo could you tell me where is door three.
they showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know [G] I was in [C] for such an event.
so I came to a room and opened the [Dm] door oh snap guess what I [F] saw.
I [Dm] felt a tongue kiss of my girl in her mouth I was so in [G] shock my heart [C] went down south.
so please listen to the message that I [Dm] sent don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.
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