Chords for Do you still believe we went to the moon? - Conspiracy Music Guru

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[D] Well _ [A] a funny thing happened on the way to the moon, that's the title of a video that
I watched on [Bb] YouTube.
You can see [A] astronauts hanging from [Bb] wires, [F] proving that astronauts are natural [D] liars.
They analyze photos and [A] highlight mistakes with the moon landing mission, they show it [Bb] was fake.
You can see [A] them faking the photos of [Bb] earth, they use a round [D] window to fake [Dm] the curve.
Hmmmm, that's [D] suspicious don't you think?
Yeah, listen up, I watched another documentary called Astronauts Gone Wild, Astronaut Buzz
Aldrin gets a little [Bb] wild.
All he was asked [A] to do was to swear to [Bb] God that he went to the [Am] moon, but he would [D] not.
He was faced with a moon landing denier, had a [A] chance to show that he ain't [Bb] no liar, but
Buzz [A] decided to punch that [Bb] dude, just for asking him [Em] to swear if he went to the [D] moon.
[A] Hmmmm, that's suspicious.
So do you still believe we went to the moon?
Do you still [Dm] believe what they're telling [Gm] you?
Just connect the [Dm] dots and pretty [Bb] soon you'll find out [A] what I'm found out [Gm] too.
But if you question this [A] stuff, you'll be labeled a loon, you'll be called a conspiracy
theory [Dm] buffoon, but I don't care man, [D] I'm still gonna make this [A] too, cause I know [Fm] that
we didn't [B] go to the moon.
[A] Why don't you swear in the bible that you walked on the moon?
You're the one who [D] said you walked on the moon when you didn't.
And [A] how about those moon rocks they gave to museums, and thousands and thousands of people
did [F] see them.
But one museum took a closer [Bb] look, they [F] soon realized that something's [D] afoot.
The rock they were given turned out to be a fake, just a piece of old wood, not [A] a rock from space.
Yeah, when God made the moon, he saw it was [E] good, but [Fm] apparently he made it from petrified [Dm] wood.
[D] Hmmmm, yeah that's suspicious.
[Dm] Listen up.
In [A] another museum sits an astronaut [D] suit.
Take a good look at the tread on the [Bb] boot, it doesn't match [A] up with the prints on [Bb] the
moon, and y'all still [A] believe what they're telling [D] you?
Or how about that phone call that Nixon made to the moon that's a quarter million miles [Bb] away?
When I can't get a [A] signal on my cell [Bb] phone line, I guess phones [C] were better in [D] 69.
[A] Hmmmm.
Well, do you still believe we went to the moon?
Do you still [Dm] believe what they're telling [Gm] you?
Just connect the [Dm] dots and pretty [Bb] soon you'll find out [A] what I found out [Gm] too.
But if you question this [A] stuff, you'll be labeled a loon.
You'll be called a conspiracy theory [Gm] buffoon.
But I don't care man, [Dm] I'm still gonna make [Am] this too, cause I know that we didn't [Dm] go to the [A] moon.
And it certainly has to be the most discouraged telephone call [D] ever made in the White House.
Yeah, you went straight through those Van Allen belts.
It wasn't a problem, right?
Nothing was [Bb] felt.
But now you say it's a problem and you can't get through?
This problem needs [Am] to be solved according to [D] you.
But didn't you solve that problem back in 69 and you flew straight through it five more [Bb] times?
So, you wonder [A] why I think it's [Bb] fake when there are so [D] many hollow mistakes like the
telemetry data [A] that's all gone missing.
13,000 reels, are you [Bb] kidding?
Giant [A] leap for all [Bb] mankind, but [F] you locked the data and no one can [D] find.
[A] Hmmmm.
Come on man, are [Gm] you kidding?
Do you still [A] believe we went to the moon?
Do you still believe what they're telling [Gm] you?
Just connect the [Dm] dots and pretty [Bb] soon you'll find out [F] what I found out [Gm] too.
But if you question this [A] stuff, you'll be labeled a loon.
You'll be called a conspiracy theory [Gm] buffoon.
But I don't care man, [Dm] I'm still gonna make [A] this too.
Cause I know [Fm] that you can't go.
[Gm] No, there's no [Dm] blast crater from the lunar [A] module.
Probably cause that thing is just [Gm] a model.
Or the flag [Dm] that flutters with no [Bb] atmosphere.
[A] Don't you think that's a bit [Gm] queer?
[A] Intersecting shadows means another light source.
Do I think it's fake?
Yeah, of [Gm] course.
The whole thing [Dm] was filmed on a Hollywood [Bb] set.
Directed [E] by Kubrick is my best [Gm] bet.
The moon's [A] so cool, we'd love to explore it, but we can't get past low earth orbit.
Do your [Dm] research people, I think you'll [Bb] find.
But NASA [F] admits that a bunch of [Gm] times.
Right now [A] we only can fly in earth orbit, that's the farthest that we can go.
And this new system that we're [Gm] building is going to allow us to go [Dm] beyond.
And hopefully take [Bb] humans into the solar system to [G] explore.
So the moon, [Gm] Mars, asteroids, there's a lot [D] of destinations that we could go to.
[A] And we're building these building block components [Gm] and we're going to allow us [Dm] to do that eventually.
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[D] I could go to the moon in a nanosecond.
[Ab] The problem is we don't have [Abm] the technology to do that anymore.
We used to, but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful [Db] process to build. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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