Chords for Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavour On the Bedpost Overnight?

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_ _ _ _ _ Oh me, oh my, oh you, whatever shall I do?
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[G] And the girl, the question is peculiar, I give the lot of doubt, if only I could [A] know.
The answer to my question today, yes, [D] so is it now,
[G] But I bet you ain't gonna lose this flavour [D] on the red horse overnight.
If your mother's fed, don't you, do you [G] swallow this one?
[C] Can you catch [D] it on your tongue?
[G] Can you hear [Cm] it left and right?
There is a tribute to that [E] one, isn't it?
On [A] [G] the bedpost overnight, one night old granny's stead,
Stuck gum all round her bed, [C] _ [G] plastic rollers,
All that chewing without moulders, the prowler in the night.
Got stuck on gran's bed, right?
[A] Old granny leapt up in the air, shouting out,
[D] _ [G] Does it chew gum that's sticky [D] on the bedpost overnight?
Does it go hard, fall on the [G] floor and look a nasty sight?
[C] Can you bend it [D] like a fish hook, [G] just in case you [Cm] get a bite?
[G] You heard you're chewing gum [E] loses its flavour [A] on the bedpost [G] overnight. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I wanna know if I cross the kangaroo with a turkey,
Could I stuff it from the outside?
_ _ Play the bass!
Now listen, hey, _ now well look, if Tootin' Carmen got sick,
Would I call his mummy?
You better call your mummy, you're playing him all that rubbish.
Go on, play it!
The convict down on bail, said put me back in jail.
[C] _ [G] Rang the knocker, he must be off his rocker,
Then back in his old cell, the reason he did tell,
[A] His gum was stuck above his bed [D] when he fell asleep as well.
[G] Does your chewing gum have more uses [D] than it says upon the pack?
Can you stretch it out much further [G] than a man upon the rack?
[C] Can you lend it to [D] your brother and [G] expect to get it back?
You heard you're chewing [E] gum loses its flavour when [D] your lips [G] refute the smack. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ When on the honeymoon, in our hotel room,
[D] [A] It was heaven, we slept till half eleven,
[E] I found a waiter [A] next to me, he was as embarrassed as could be,
He [B] said [Ab] I've been stuck to your [A] bedpost, and you're all alone.
_ Does your chewing gum have more flavour [E] than red cocks on the night?
If your mother says don't chew it, [A] do you swallow it in spite?
[D] Can you catch [E] it on your tongue, [A] son, can you keep [Dm] it left unlit?
[A] You heard you're chewing gum [Gb] loses its flavour [Bm] when your lips [A] refute the smack.
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