Chords for Dogging Song - Fascinating Aida

[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ My husband came on Friday with a brand new motor car.
He told me I could drive it.
I [F] said Brian
You're a star
We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag then of course we had to celebrate the purchase with [Bb] a shag
We go dogging we [Eb] go dogging _
[F] We're a treat for any passers [Bb] by out jogging
We do it because we found [Eb] that when people crowd around [F] it is somehow more profound [Bb] when you're dogging
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_ _ _ _ _ Well now some of the older members of the audience might have a little bit of difficulty with this one
But _ I _ just say hang on in there, and I think the meaning will shine through _
Bill _ _ _ _ _ _ how are you doing? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Anyhow if you are still a little bit in the dark at the end just ask a young person or
_ _ Google _ just _ _ _ _ don't take your computer for repair immediately afterwards _
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_ _ Well we drove down to the far end of the car park back of Asta
A threesome was hard at it [F] in a sporty little Mazda
It made it more exciting as they pressed against the glass and when Brian got his torch out you could see right up her [Bb] ass
They were dogging
They [Eb] were dogging
_ [F] Believe me they were more than [Bb] merely snogging
But though her tits were parted [Eb] she spoilt it when she farted [F] and we wanted to get started on [Bb] our dogging
How _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are the older members doing now? _ _ _ _
Not finding it too impenetrable
_ Those _ _ _ _ _ of a sensitive disposition _ Leave now _
Well _ _ _ we rushed back to our car because we were randy as two goats
But being late November we [F] had on our duffle coats
We should have stripped off first before getting back inside because disrobing in a smart car isn't easy have you tried?
[Bb] We were dogging _
[Eb] We were dogging _ [F] in the struggle poor old Brian [Bb] tore his frogging
_ Our apparel was misguided [Eb] because when I hit skylighted [F] Brian's manhood then subsided [Bb] with us talking
_ Well, _ I admit this was a setback, but I wasn't beaten yet because I'm really very handy [F] with my man's beef bayonet
I quickly had his flagpole up responding to my touch and the next thing I was upside down and staring at the [Bb] clutch we were
_ _ _ [Eb] The _
_ [F] heat was on to stop the [Bb] windows fogging
Thank God for plastic sheeting [Eb] where one must protect the seating does [F] the fabric [Bb] takes a beating when you're dogging _
Well _ _ by now a crowd had gathered it was cheering fit to burst and Brian was close to [F] peaking though
He likes me to come first my legs were up the sunroof as I really hit my stride
Then Brian probably stopped and cried the browsers are outside
[Bb] We were _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ [F] so alarmed our arteries [Bb] were clogging
But you took it on the chin [Eb] when the coppers with a grin [F] said can anyone [C] join in [Bb] with your dog?
_ _ [G] _ Well _ _ _ _ _ [C] as you can imagine Brian I was wrote a bit.
I'd love to feel [G] a couple's crunching in between my tits
My ecstasy was mounting.
I was feeling so alive when who should wonder by but a [C] bloke from Channel 5 he likes talking
He [F] likes talking
[G] He signed us for a series.
He [C] was flogging
[G] So what type of [C] Brian me and [F] the odd celebrity we [G] were shagging on TV [C] likely dogging _ _ _ _
We'll [F] be dogging
_ [G] Think of all the limelight will [C] be hogging _
Well the credits show my hand _ _
[F] _ Massaging _ _ [D] Brian's gland
_ _ [G] The presenters Russell brand [C] lovely dogging _ _ _ _ _
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Have _ _ _ _
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_ a sense of disposition _ Leave now
_ _ Well, _ _ we rushed back to our car because we were Randy as two goats, but being late November
[F] We had on our duffle coats
We should have stripped off first before getting back inside is disturbing in a smart car [Bb] isn't easy have you tried we were dogging
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Absolutely _ wonderful, I [G] mean they're so [N] clever.
It's so brilliantly written and musically
It's absolutely fantastic as [C] well _ _ _
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We [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
see it's energetic it's _ topical
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_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ It's meant to be [Eb] famous [C] so [G] what I hear you ask exactly is the reason for the credit crunch _
The fault lies with the banks whose senior personnel are [Bb] frankly out [C] to [Bb] lunch _ _ _
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_ [Eb] _ I [N] love the health and safety song with a girl guys.
I was very funny and heard that [Bb] for really clever
[Fm] I had to do [G] something [Cm] to assuage the girls
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ Regrets so we [Fm] spent the night with a tube of you [Bb] putting condoms on _ [B] courgettes
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_ _ _ _ [D] You _ sing [Gm] out of _ [D] [Gb] tune so long [A] as you're
[D] _ _ _ _ [N] It's _ one of those things that looks deceptively simple, [G] but I think it's incredibly hard [F] work, and they do a fantastic job
Yeah, great night out _
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