Chords for Dumb Ways To Die (Cover)

[F] _ [F] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ [Bb] _ [F] A [Bb] sick [F] fight, a tooth, and a hair.
A poker stick and [F] a grizzly bear.
[F]
Eatin' medicine, [F] it's out of [F] date.
Use your [Bb] private [F] parts as Corona [F] bait.
[C] Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so many dumb [C] ways to die.
[F]
[C] Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so [C] many dumb [F] ways to [Bb] die.
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[Bb] [F] Get your [Bb] toes out [F] with a [Bb] fork, [F] or [Bb] do your [F] own [Bb] electrical [F] work.
Teach yourself how to [Bb] fly, [F] eat a [Bb] two week [F] old unrefrigerated pie.
[C] Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so many dumb [C] ways to die.
[F] [C] Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so [C] many dumb [F] ways to [Bb] die.
[F] _ [Bb] [F] Invite a [Bb] psycho [F] killer [Bb] inside, [F] scratch a [Bb] drug dealer's [F] brand new [Bb] ride.
[F] Take your [Bb] helmet [F] off, you're [Bb] out of [F] space.
Use your [Bb] clothes dryer [F] as a [Bb] hiding [F] place.
[C] Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so many dumb [C] ways to die.
Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so [C] many dumb [F] ways to [Bb] die.
[F] _ [Bb] [F] Keep a [Bb] rattlesnake [F] as a [Bb] pet, [F] soak up [Bb] the kidneys [F] on the [Bb] internet.
[F] Eat [Bb] a tube [F] of [Bb] super glue.
[F] I wonder what's this red button do?
[C] Dumb [Dm] ways to die, [Bb] so many dumb ways [C] to die.
[F] [C] Dumb ways [Dm] to die, so [Bb] many [C] dumb ways [F] to die.
[Dm] Dress [C] up like [F] a moose [C] during hunting [Bb] [C] season.
[Dm] Disturb [C] a nest [F] or wasp [C] for no [Bb] good reason.
[C] Stand on the edge of [Dm] a train station platform.
[C] Ride around the boom [Dm] gates at a level crossing.
[C] Run across the tracks between [Dm] the platforms.
[Bb] They may not rhyme, but [C] they're quite possibly [C] the dumbest ways [Bb] to die.
The dumbest ways [C] to die.
[F] The [C] dumbest ways [Dm] to die.
So [Bb] many dumb, so [C] many [F] dumb ways to die.
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