Eminem - Rain Man With On Screen lyrics Chords

[Em] _ [Am] _ [Bm] _ [E] _ [Am] _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ [A] Yeah Definitely [Am] Definitely _ [A] _ [Dm] don't
_ [F] _ [C] Definitely
[Am] _ [A] Definitely [Am] Kmart
_ _ Yeah
_ [D] Yeah
You find me [F] offensive
[C] I find you offensive [Am] for finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw the line
Any fences if so to what expensive
[A] Any shit I go [Dm] cause it's Getting expensive
[Em] On the other [Am] side of the court room
On the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological
Nerve damage to the brain [A] when I go
To Langstas [Dm] or at other [F] people's
Expenses [C] I [Am] say you're all
Just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship and it's downright
Blasphemous listen this shit down
[A] Cause I won't stand for [Dm] this
And Christopher [F] Reeves [C] won't sit
For [Am] this neither and let's clear this up
Too I ain't got no beef with him
Either he used to be like
A hero to [A] me I even
Can't believe [Dm] I had one of those
[F] 25 [Em] cent stickers [Am] on my
Refrigerator right next to
Darth Vader and Darth must have put
A hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the [Dm] way
That I stuck him [F] up in [C] between
Him and [Am] Lex Luthor I killed
Superman I killed Superman How ironic
That I'd be the bad [A] guy kryptonite
The green chronic
[D] I [Am] ain't got no legs
Nor no brains
Nice to meet you Hi
[A] My name [Dm] is
I forgot [C] my [Am] name
My name was not to [A] become what I became
[Am] With this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is Rain [Dm] Man
Now in the bible [F] it says
[C] Thou [Am] shall not watch two [A] lesbians
In bed have [Am] homosexual
Sex unless of course
You would give them the consent to [A] join in
Then of [Dm] course it's intercourse
Then it's [C] bisexual sex
Which isn't as bad
[A] Show some [Am] remorse for your actions
Either before or during or after
[A] Performing the act of that which
[Dm] Is normally referred [F] to as
[Am] More commonly known phrases
[A] That are more used by [Am] today's kids
In a more derogatory way
But who's to say
[A] What's fair to say [Dm] and what not to say
[F] Let's [C] ask Dr.
[Am] Dre
Dr.
Dre [A] I got a question if I [Am] may
Is it gay to play
Putt putt golf with a friend
[A] And watch his putt [Dm] putt when he tees off
[F] Putt [C] putt I ain't [Am] done that
And football [A] the quarterback yells [Am] out
Putt putt while he reaches in
Another grown man's ass
Grabs [A] on his butt's butt
Guess what [Dm] if it [Am] was never meant
It was just an accident
But a tip barrel slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round honey
And he didn't mean it but his little weenie
Pants just a little [Dm] bit
And [C] I don't need to go into any more [Am] details
But [A] what if he pictured it as a [Am] female's butt
Is that gay
I just need to clear things up
Till then I'll just [A] walk around with a manly [Dm] strut
Because I [C] ain't got no [Am] legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you Hi
[A] My name [Dm] is
I [Am] forgot my name
My aim was [A] not to become
What I became
With [Am] this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name [Dm] is Rain Man
You [F] find me [C] offensive I find you [Am] offensive
Shit this is the same verse I just did
When am I gonna come to my good senses
Probably the day [A] Bush comes to my defenses
[Dm] Fly spider senses
[F] Telling me [Am] Spider-Man is nearby
And my [A] plan is to kick him [N] next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre
Where's the god [Dm] damn beat
Anyway anyway [F] I don't know [C] how else to [Am] put it
This is the only [A] thing that I'm good at
[Am] I am the bad guy kryptonite
The green chronic demonic
[A] Yep yep don't worry [Dm] I'm on it
I got it [C] high five make cliche
Stuck a pen in [A] Jessica's head
And walked [Am] away and then she flew around the room
Like a balloona
Grabbed the last can of chicken [A] tuna out the trash can
[Dm] And boom I headed [F] straight back
To [C] the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter [A] jelly chicken tuna [Am] sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a [A] whole song
And I didn't say [Dm] shit
I [Am] ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi [A] my name [Dm] is
I [C] forgot my name
[Am] My name was not to [A] become
What I became
With [Am] this level of fame
My soul is possessed
By this devil my new name [B] is [Dm] Rain Man
_ _ [C] Rain [Am] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Am] Man
_ _ _ [Dm] [C] Definitely
Definitely Dr.
Dre
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