So Far Chords by Eminem

_ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [Em] I'm ancient, [Dm] but live in [C] a house [F] A [C] king size bed, [Dm] but I sleep on [C] the couch
[F] I [Em] miss the ride [Dm] time, glasses half full [F] But my [C] tank's half [Dm] empty, gasket [C] just blew
This always happens, [A] 30 minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin, only option I have
Is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall, dropping a football
So every time someone walks in the joint I get mad
Shady, what up?
What?
Come on man, I'm crapping and you're asking
For my goddamn autograph on a napkin?
Oh that's odd, I just happened to run out
of tissue Yeah, hand me that, for a second, so I'd be
glad Thanks dog, name's Todd, a big fan, I wipe
my ass Crumble it up in a wop, do it back and
Told him, Todd, you're the shit, rinse all of this crap in
Can't pump my gas without causing an accident Pump my gas, cut my grass, I can't take out
the fucking trash Without someone passing through my stuff harassing
I count my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow in bad [Ab] stuff from a suck
attack Fuck the ant acid, it's my stomach acid
When I mix my corn with my fucking mash Potatoes so wet, kiss my country-bunkin' ass
Missouri [D] Southern roots, motherfucking [A] summer class
Call lunch, dinner, call dinner, supper, tupperware In the cupboard, plastic, where are the ads?
Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that?
B-boy [Bb] to the core, mule, I'm a [F] stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so strange Not at all, but I still want [A] to
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me [F] going
This is the inspiration I need I could never turn my back on a city that made [C] me
And I'd give it a least [A] on my life
They call me classless, I heard that I second and third that
Don't know what the fuck I'd be doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant turd sack
But I blew, never turned back Turnt 40 and still sack
Teenagers act more, fucking mature, Jack Fuck you gonna say to me?
I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berserk
My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my work has
I get to meet famous people, look at her, dag Her eyelash are random, skirt snagged
And I heard she drag races, swag
Fuckin' my Hanes shirt tag, you're staying to Kirkpatrick
Yeah, words gag, we'd be the perfect match You're a vacuum, I'm a [C] dirtbag
My [A] apologies, no disrespect to technology But what the heck's all this?
What, [C] you expect me to sit here and [A] learn that?
Fuck I gotta do to hear this new [B] song from Luda Be an [A] expert at computers?
I'd rather be an encyclopedia per Tanaka Hell with PlayStation
I'm still on my [Am] first man, I'm from Zelda [A] Nintendo bitch, run, jump, punch, [D] stab and I melt her
[A] Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put it on bread Make a sandwich with welchers and belch
They say this fave art is bad for my health But I think this poor white trash from the trailer
Jet clampin', red [D] 7 and welfare, [A] mentality helps her
Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of welfare
Menace is Welsh, within these parameters Still cramming the cells full of ham, like a helper
I can't [D] even help it, this is the hand [A] I was dealt her
Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter
With all these pet peeves, goddammit to hell I can't stand all these kids with their camera cell [D] phones
I can't go anywhere, [B] I get so mad I could yell them
Other day, someone got all elaborate and stuck a [Gb] head from a fucking dead [Cm] cat in my mailbox
[Fm] Went to Burger King, [Eb] they spit on my onion rings I think my karma can't [F] enough of this
Maybe that's why I feel so strange Had it all but I still [A] won't change
Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me [F] going
This is the inspiration I need I can never turn my [Am] back on a city that made [Cm] me an
I'm a Facebook [Em] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
all [Dm] over the [F] world Not [C] sure what that [Dm] means, they tell me [D] it's good
So [F] I'm artist of [C] the decade I even got a plaque
[F] I'm [C] not hanging up, [Dm] but the frame is [C] all cracked
[A] Trying to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce, punched over, giant nosebleed, ogre style
As I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt, the sky approached
Embarrassed, I just did Comerica With hope, the show's over
I'm hiding in Croak, buying groceries He just had front roasts
Told me, sign this poster, then insults me
[Gb] Wow, up close, didn't know [A] you had groceries
I'm at a Crossroads bar, still shopping at Costco
Sloppy chose, close waffles, got caught, pig in my nose
Ah, look over, see these two hot hoes [D] Fingers still up one of my [A] nostrils
Right next to him, stuck at the light The fucking shit's taking forever to change
I can't stop, these bitches are loving it, rubbing it in
Juggling, couldn't do nothing, play it off
What you both in?
[D] Drunk music?
Yellow's better
Fucking bitch, they [A] want me to flip at the label
But I won't succumb to it, the pressure
They want me to follow up with another one
Napped up, covering, so highly coveted
But what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it?
Someone dropped the ball if I don't get a grip
Popping out, shrubbery on you sons of bitches
Wrong subdivision to fuck with, bitch
Quit snapping fucking pictures of my kids, I love my titties
But you push me to the limit, what a pity
The shit I complain about, it's like the ain't a cloud in the sky
And it's raining out, Kool-Aid stain on the couch
I'll never get it out, but bitch I got an elevator in my [D] house
Ain't sitting around, [F] I'm living the dream
Baby that's why I feel so strange
Had it all but I still don't [A] want change
Baby that's why I can't leave Detroit
It's the motivation that keeps me [F] going
This is the inspiration I need
I can never turn my [C] back on a city that made me
And I can't turn my face on
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