Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Remix) [ft. 2Pac & Notorious B.I.G.] Chords

_ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] May I [D] have your attention please?
[Fm] May I have your [Eb] attention please?
[G] Will the real Slim Shady [Fm] please stand up?
[Eb] I [G] repeat, will the real Slim [F] Shady please stand [Eb] up?
We're gonna [D] have a problem here.
[Cm] Y'all act like you've never seen a [Fm] white person before.
[Eb] Jaws all on the floor like [G] Pam.
Like Tommy just burstin' the [Eb] door.
Started whippin' her [Fm] ass first and before.
Then [Eb] first with divorce, so on the [G] road with furniture.
[Eb] It's the return of the-
Aw, [Fm] wait, no wait, you're [Eb] kidding.
He didn't just say [G] what I think he did, did he?
And Dr.
Dre [Fm] said, nothing [Eb] you idiots, Dr.
Dre's [Cm] dead.
He's locked in my [D] basement.
Feminist women love Eminem.
Chica, [Eb] chica, chica, Slim Shady, [Bb] I'm sick [G] of him.
Look at him, walkin' around, rabbin' his you-know-what, [Eb] flippin' his you-know-who.
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
[Cm] Yeah, I probably got a couple [Fm] of screws up in my head [Eb] loops, but no worse than what's [G] goin' on in your parents' bedrooms.
[D] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let [Eb] loose, but can't, but it's cool [G] for Tom Green to hump a dead [D] moose.
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips.
[Eb] And if I'm lucky, you might [G] just give it a little kiss.
[Cm] And that's the message that we [Fm] deliver to little kids [Eb] and expect them not to know [D] what a woman's clitoris is.
[Cm] Of course they're gonna know [Fm] what intercourse is by the time [Eb] they hit fourth grade.
They got the [G] Discovery Channel, don't [Eb] they?
We ain't nothin' but [F] mammals.
Well, [Eb] some of us cannibals who cut other people open like [Cm] cantaloupes.
But if we can [Fm] hump dead animals and [Eb] antelopes, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't [Cm] elope.
But if you feel like [Fm] I feel, I got the [A] antidote.
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it [Cm] goes-
I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] yes I'm the real Shady, [Eb] all you other Slim Shadys [D] are just demonstrating.
[Cm] So all the real Slim [Fm] Shady, please stand up, [Eb] please stand up, [G] please stand up.
[Cm] Cause I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] yes I'm the real Shady, [Eb] all you other Slim Shadys [D] are just demonstrating.
[Cm] So all the real Slim [Fm] Shady, please stand up, [Eb] please stand up, [G] please stand up.
[Cm] Now we was once two [Fm] niggas of the same kind.
[Eb] Chris Tahala had a [G] hoochie with the same line.
You was just a little [Fm] smaller, but you still rolled.
[Eb] Got stressed about [G] Aida hitting the hood slow.
Remember when you had a derby [Fm] girl, didn't quite learn.
[Eb] On the block, bitch, you [G] got tripping off shirts.
[Cm] Collecting calls, split a [Fm] tip, saying how you changed.
[Eb] Oh, you a Muslim [G] now, no more dope gang.
You might be coming [Fm] home, just got bail.
[Eb] Wanna go to the [G] mosque, don't wanna chase tail.
[D] That's things I lost my little [Fm] homie, he's a changed man.
[Eb] Independent now, no [G] sentiment, the gang planned.
[Eb] When I talk about [Fm] money, all you see is the struggle.
[Eb] When I tell you I'm living [G] large, you tell me it's trouble.
[Cm] Congratulations [Fm] on the wedding, I hope you're [Cm] wiping up.
You gotta play it for life, and that's no bullshitting.
I know we grew [Fm] apart, you probably don't [Eb] remember.
I used to feed for your [G] sister but never fed a benger.
And not to see us [Fm] after school, we bombed [Cm] on the first motherfucker with the ball shit on you.
I'm Slim Shady [Fm] yes I'm the real Shady, [Eb] all you other Slim [G] Shadys are just near my shading.
[Cm] So If you want the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand up, [Eb] Please stand up, Please stand up.
[Cm] Cause I'm Slim Shady [Fm] yes I'm the real Shady, [Eb] all you other Slim [G] Shadys are just near my shading.
[Cm] So if you want the real Slim [Fm] Shady, please stand up, [Eb] Please stand up, [G] Please stand up.
I'm sitting in the crib [Fm] greening up my Lear jets [Eb] and coupes
The way Salt [G] shoots and how to sell records [Eb] like Snoop
I'm [Fm] interrupted by a doorbell, [Eb] 3-52
[G] Who the hell is this?
I get up [Fm] quick, cocks my shit
[Eb] Stop the car from barking, [G] then proceed to walking
[Eb] It's the face that [Fm] I seen before
My nigga [Eb] Singh used to sling on the 16th floor
Check, I look deeper, [Fm] I see blood up on his [Eb] sneakers
And his fist gripped [Cm] the crook for a fifth, so I dip
Nigga, is [Fm] you creeping or speaking?
[Eb] He tells me, see Rock just [G] got hit up at the beacon
I opens up the door [Fm] pitiful
It's the incredible [Cm] retaliation for this one won't be minimal
Cause I'm a criminal
[Fm] Way before the rap shit, [Eb] bust the gap shit
Fuck won't even know what happened, [Cm] if it's done smoothly
[Fm] Silences on the oopsy, [Eb] stash in the hoopty
[G] My alibi, any gucci
With the booty [Fm] that done fucked Big Pop
[Eb] Head spinning, reminiscing [Cm] about my man Steve Rock Somebody stop
Slim Shady, [Fm] it's on the real Shady
[Eb] All you other Slim [G] Shady's are just imitating
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand up?
[Eb] Please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] it's on the real Shady
[Eb] All you other Slim [G] Shady's are just imitating
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand up?
[Cm] Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] it's on the real Shady
[Eb] All you other Slim [D] Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand up?
[Eb] Please stand up, [G] please stand up
[Cm] Cause I'm Slim Shady, [Fm] it's on the real Shady
[Eb] All you other Slim [D] Shady's are just imitating
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand up?
[Eb] Please stand up, [D] please stand up
[Cm] Haha, [F] _ _ Slim [D] Shady and all of us
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