Chords for Family Guy - Bag Of Weed song (NO INTRO)
Tempo:
144.6 bpm
Chords used:
Eb
Bb
F
D
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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[Eb] [F]
[Eb] [F]
[Bb] [Eb] [Cm] [Bm] [Eb]
[B] [Bb] [Eb] Now everybody gather round and listen [Bb] if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way [Eb] of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really [Eb] get a [Bb] kick
[C] 1, 2, [D] 3, 4, [Eb] 5, [F] 6, 7, [Eb] 8
A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] It's the only help that I'll ever [F] need
Because everything is [Bb] better with a [Eb] bag of weed
[Bm] There you go, you're [Eb] all getting it [B] now
[Eb] When Texas people wipe your bread
They go [Fm] assault a [Bb] queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent the [Eb] Rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy [Bb] like me
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep [Eb] us worry-free
[Bb] [B] 1, [C] 2, [Eb] 3, 4
A bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] Oh you don't need meth and you don't need speed
[F] Because everything is better [Bb] with a [Eb] bag of weed
[Bm] Have [Eb] a go, Brian
[B] [Eb] As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool
And just like Helen Keller said, poof, spooky [Eb] people fool
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Fm] all the [Bb] fear
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make [Eb] us wanna cheer
[Bb] And 1, 2, [Eb] a bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better with a [Bb] bag of weed
[Eb] You try and fight cover all [Bb] the greed
Because everything is better [Eb] with a bag of weed
[Bm] [Bb]
[Eb] [B] [Fm] [G]
[A] [Eb] [D] [Gm]
[D] [G]
[D] [F]
[E] [Eb] [D] [G]
[D]
[G] [D]
[Eb] [E] [F] [D] [G]
[A] [D] [G]
[A] [D] [G] [Eb]
[Cm] [Bb] [Eb]
[A] [Gm]
[G] [C]
[G] [C]
[Gbm] [B] [Am] [D] [Cm]
[F] [Bb] [Eb]
[Bb]
[Eb]
[Bb]
[B] [E] [B]
1, [C] 2, [A] 3, [Bb] 4, [A] [Bb] 5, [Eb] 6, [Gb] 7, [F] 8
And a [Gb] 1, [Eb] 2, [A] 3, 4, and [Gm] a 5, and [Db] a 6, and [C] a 7, oh
[F] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[G] Oh everything is better with a [C] bag of [F] weed
You're a happy guy when you can't conceive
[G] Because everything is [C] better with a bag of [F] weed
[Bb] [Db]
[C] Oh [B] [C] everything is better with a [F] bag of weed
[Eb] [F]
[Bb] [Eb] [Cm] [Bm] [Eb]
[B] [Bb] [Eb] Now everybody gather round and listen [Bb] if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way [Eb] of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really [Eb] get a [Bb] kick
[C] 1, 2, [D] 3, 4, [Eb] 5, [F] 6, 7, [Eb] 8
A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] It's the only help that I'll ever [F] need
Because everything is [Bb] better with a [Eb] bag of weed
[Bm] There you go, you're [Eb] all getting it [B] now
[Eb] When Texas people wipe your bread
They go [Fm] assault a [Bb] queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent the [Eb] Rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy [Bb] like me
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep [Eb] us worry-free
[Bb] [B] 1, [C] 2, [Eb] 3, 4
A bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] Oh you don't need meth and you don't need speed
[F] Because everything is better [Bb] with a [Eb] bag of weed
[Bm] Have [Eb] a go, Brian
[B] [Eb] As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool
And just like Helen Keller said, poof, spooky [Eb] people fool
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Fm] all the [Bb] fear
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make [Eb] us wanna cheer
[Bb] And 1, 2, [Eb] a bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better with a [Bb] bag of weed
[Eb] You try and fight cover all [Bb] the greed
Because everything is better [Eb] with a bag of weed
[Bm] [Bb]
[Eb] [B] [Fm] [G]
[A] [Eb] [D] [Gm]
[D] [G]
[D] [F]
[E] [Eb] [D] [G]
[D]
[G] [D]
[Eb] [E] [F] [D] [G]
[A] [D] [G]
[A] [D] [G] [Eb]
[Cm] [Bb] [Eb]
[A] [Gm]
[G] [C]
[G] [C]
[Gbm] [B] [Am] [D] [Cm]
[F] [Bb] [Eb]
[Bb]
[Eb]
[Bb]
[B] [E] [B]
1, [C] 2, [A] 3, [Bb] 4, [A] [Bb] 5, [Eb] 6, [Gb] 7, [F] 8
And a [Gb] 1, [Eb] 2, [A] 3, 4, and [Gm] a 5, and [Db] a 6, and [C] a 7, oh
[F] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[G] Oh everything is better with a [C] bag of [F] weed
You're a happy guy when you can't conceive
[G] Because everything is [C] better with a bag of [F] weed
[Bb] [Db]
[C] Oh [B] [C] everything is better with a [F] bag of weed
Key:
Eb
Bb
F
D
G
Eb
Bb
F
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[Bb] _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm] _ [Bm] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[B] _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ Now everybody gather round and listen [Bb] if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way [Eb] of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really [Eb] get a [Bb] kick
[C] 1, 2, [D] 3, 4, [Eb] 5, [F] 6, 7, [Eb] 8
A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] It's the only help that I'll ever [F] need
Because everything is [Bb] better with a [Eb] bag of weed
[Bm] There you go, you're [Eb] all getting it [B] now
_ [Eb] When Texas people wipe your bread
They go [Fm] assault a [Bb] queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent the [Eb] Rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy [Bb] like me
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep [Eb] us worry-free
_ [Bb] [B] 1, [C] 2, [Eb] 3, 4
A bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] Oh you don't need meth and you don't need speed
[F] Because everything is better [Bb] with a [Eb] bag of weed _
[Bm] Have [Eb] a go, Brian
[B] _ _ [Eb] As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool
And just like Helen Keller said, poof, spooky [Eb] people fool
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Fm] all the [Bb] fear
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make [Eb] us wanna cheer
[Bb] And 1, 2, [Eb] a bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better with a [Bb] bag of weed
[Eb] You try and fight cover all [Bb] the greed
Because everything is better [Eb] with a bag of weed
_ [Bm] _ [Bb] _
[Eb] _ _ [B] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [F] _
[E] _ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
[Eb] _ [E] _ [F] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [Gm] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ _ [B] _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ [Cm] _
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [E] _ [B]
1, [C] 2, [A] 3, [Bb] 4, [A] [Bb] 5, [Eb] 6, [Gb] 7, [F] 8
And a [Gb] 1, [Eb] 2, [A] 3, 4, and [Gm] a 5, and [Db] a 6, and [C] a 7, oh
[F] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[G] Oh everything is better with a [C] bag of [F] weed
You're a happy guy when you can't conceive
[G] Because everything is [C] better with a bag _ of [F] weed
[Bb] _ [Db]
[C] Oh [B] _ [C] everything is better with a [F] bag of weed _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[Bb] _ [Eb] _ _ [Cm] _ [Bm] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[B] _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ Now everybody gather round and listen [Bb] if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way [Eb] of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every [Bb] dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really [Eb] get a [Bb] kick
[C] 1, 2, [D] 3, 4, [Eb] 5, [F] 6, 7, [Eb] 8
A bag of weed, a bag [F] of weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] It's the only help that I'll ever [F] need
Because everything is [Bb] better with a [Eb] bag of weed
[Bm] There you go, you're [Eb] all getting it [B] now
_ [Eb] When Texas people wipe your bread
They go [Fm] assault a [Bb] queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent the [Eb] Rocketeer
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy [Bb] like me
But all we need is a bag of weed to keep [Eb] us worry-free
_ [Bb] [B] 1, [C] 2, [Eb] 3, 4
A bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better [Bb] with a bag of weed
[Eb] Oh you don't need meth and you don't need speed
[F] Because everything is better [Bb] with a [Eb] bag of weed _
[Bm] Have [Eb] a go, Brian
[B] _ _ [Eb] As Mr.
H.L. Mencken said, the common [Bb] man's a fool
And just like Helen Keller said, poof, spooky [Eb] people fool
But try and use your heads and don't buy into [Fm] all the [Bb] fear
Because all we need is a bag of weed to make [Eb] us wanna cheer
[Bb] And 1, 2, [Eb] a bag of weed, a bag of [F] weed
Oh everything is better with a [Bb] bag of weed
[Eb] You try and fight cover all [Bb] the greed
Because everything is better [Eb] with a bag of weed
_ [Bm] _ [Bb] _
[Eb] _ _ [B] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] _ _ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [F] _
[E] _ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
[Eb] _ [E] _ [F] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [Gm] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Gbm] _ _ [B] _ [Am] _ _ [D] _ [Cm] _
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [E] _ [B]
1, [C] 2, [A] 3, [Bb] 4, [A] [Bb] 5, [Eb] 6, [Gb] 7, [F] 8
And a [Gb] 1, [Eb] 2, [A] 3, 4, and [Gm] a 5, and [Db] a 6, and [C] a 7, oh
[F] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[G] Oh everything is better with a [C] bag of [F] weed
You're a happy guy when you can't conceive
[G] Because everything is [C] better with a bag _ of [F] weed
[Bb] _ [Db]
[C] Oh [B] _ [C] everything is better with a [F] bag of weed _