Chords for Family Guy- Mr. Booze Lyrics

We are gathered here again tonight fellow a a members to talk about the greatest temptation the devil ever created
alcohol
_ [Eb] Mr.
Boo's
[F] _
[Bb] Mr.
Boo's [C] mr.
B double o Z
[F] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] You will wind up wearing cat shoes if you mess with
_ _ Mr.
Boo's
Don't mess with me double o Z if you've been so stiff they thought you died
You'll feel better once you've testified _
_ _ _ _ Well then cleanse yourself my son cleanse yourself
One time I took a library book out and I fell asleep reading it and I left it under the bed
I forgot about it for three and a half years.
I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day
But on Amnesty Day, I had a sip of [G] rose wine and I never made it out of the house
Who's to blame?
[Ab] Mr.
[Am] _
_ Boo's Mr.
Boo's Mr.
B [B] double [G] o Z
He don't ever choose
[Bb] Any game you play [D] with him you lose
So don't [Bb] mess with Mr.
Boo's
And your head feels like it's two miles wide
You'll feel better once you've testified
[B] Testify
_ I want to testify [Db] I want to testify
Well come forward dear Mr.
Boo's
I used to be a soda pop [B] guy.
Then I switched to the bottle now
I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever you name a movie.
I've seen it meet Dave seen it
I your sanction seen it Donovan's reef seen it license to drive
Definitely seen it
[Gb] _ [A] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [B] You _
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_ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ This man wants to testify very well my brother let us lead him on the path of righteousness
[D] This poor gentleman used to speak in long eloquent sentences
But after years of drinking he can only speak in short choppy utterances
Why at one time if you asked him who his favorite musicians were he'd say Leonard Bernstein
Johann Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but thanks to that old [C] devil hooch.
It's all changed
Who's your favorite musician Olly sure he doesn't even like Cher [B] now alcohol makes a big man small and can lead to a [C] life of crime
Demon [Ab] rum makes a gentle bum and you catch him before you [Db] time
Bootleg gin put you in [A] a spin till you don't [D] even know your name
Basket case flat on your face, and there's only one guy to [Db] play _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Db] Oh _ _
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Don't mess with B double o Z e
Cuz that spells booze and you're gonna lose with mr.
Boo _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Ab] _ Oh _ _
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