Im Writing a Novel chords

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Eb _ _ B _ This is where I fell F over the other night.
_ I ran down the road, pants down to my knees, screaming please come help me, that Canadian.
shaman gave a little too much to me, and I'm Bb writing a novel, _ _ _ because it's never been G done F before.
Think about a beautiful woman driving her hearse.
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_ _ First house that I saw, I wrote house up on the door, and told the people who lived there.
that I had to get out, because my reality is realer than yours, and there's Bb no time in the present.
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And there's a black F dog on the bed.
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_ _ I went to the backyard to burn my only clothes, and the dog ran out, and said you can't turn.
nothing into nothing, listen to me no more, well Bb I'm no doctor, _ _ but that monkey Fm might.
be right, _ _ F _ _ .
_ and if he C _ _ _ Dm is, I'll be walking in F my whole life.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I rode to Malibu, on a dune buggy with Neil, he said you're gonna have to drive me down.
on the beach if you ever want to write the real, and I Bb said I'm sorry.
_ _ Young man what is your F name again?.
_ There's a larger man born there, somewhere.
Now everywhere I go, in West Hollywood, is filled with people pretending they don't see.
the actress, and the actress wishing that they could, we Bb could do ayahuasca.
_ _ Baby if I wasn't F holding all these drinks,.
_ _ _ something _ about the way,.
violet whips her hair,.
that makes me empty my pockets,.
old partner corner, born in the 20's,.
as if I was the man, well I Bb don't need any new friends,.
mama,.
but I could really F use something to do,.
_ _ _ so if C you're up for some _ Dm time,.
I swear you wouldn't have F to be my _ _ muse.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ High liquor and sorts,.
drinking poppy tea,.
I could have sworn last night I passed out in my van,.
and now these guys are pouring one for me,.
I C never leave Bb the canyon,.
_ _ cause I'm surrounded F on all _ sides,.
_ _ by C people writing novels,.
_ Dm _ _ and living F on amusement rides.
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