Signs Chords by Five Man Electrical Band

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[Am] And the sign [G] said, long-haired freaky [D] people need not [G] apply. _
[D] So I tucked my hair [A] up under my hat [G] and I went in to ask [A] him why. _ _
[Bm] He said, you look like a fine upstanding [G] young man.
I think you do.
_ So [D] I took off my hat and [A] said, imagine that.
[G] Me, _ [A] working for you.
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Sign, _ sign, [C] everywhere [G] a sign.
[D] Blocking out the [Gm] scenery, [G] breaking my mind.
[D] Do this, don't [A] do that, can't you read the [C] sign? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Am] The sign said, anybody [G] caught _ trespassing [D] would be shot on [G] sight.
_ So [D] I jumped on the fence [A] and yelled at the house, [G] hey, what gives you [A] the right? _ _
[Bm] Put up fence to keep me [D] out, [G] or to keep mother nature in. _
[D] If God was here, [A] he'd tell you to your face, [G] man, you're some [A] kind of sinner. _ _
[D] Sign, _ [C] sign, everywhere [G] a sign.
[D] Blocking out the scenery, [Gm] [G] breaking my mind.
[D] Do this, don't do [A] that, can't you read [C] the sign? _ _ _ _ _ _
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Now, hey, you mister, can't you read?
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You've got to have a certain tie [D] to get a seat.
You can't even watch, [A] no, you can't eat.
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You ain't supposed [D] to be _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
here.
_ [C] Sign _ said, [Em] you've got to have a membership card to get _ inside.
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[Gm] _ _ _ [Am] the sign [G] said, everybody welcome, [D] come in, kneel [G] down and pray.
_ [D] But they passed around the [A] plate at the end of it all.
_ [G] Didn't have a penny to [A] pay.
_ So [Bm] I got me a pen and a paper, [G] and I made up my own little sign.
[D] I said, thank you, [A] love, for thinking about me.
All the [G] lines are [A] doing fine.
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[C] _ [G] Everywhere a [D] sign.
Blocking out the scenery, [G] breaking my mind.
[D] Do this, don't [A] do that, can't you read [C] the sign? _ _
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[C] Everywhere [G] a sign.
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