Chords for Flight of the Conchords I'm not crying

[Gm] I'm not crying.
[C] _ I'm not [Em] crying.
It's just been raining
[Am] _ _ _ _
on my face
_ [C] _ And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please
[Am] _ _ _ _
Tell my man
_ [C] _ I'm not crying
[Em] _
_ _ _ [Am] No, I'm not crying _
_ _ _ [C] _ And if I am crying
[Em]
It's not cause of you.
It's [Am] because I'm thinking about a friend of mine.
You don't know who is dying
That's right dying
[Ab] [B] These aren't tears of sadness [Dm] because you leave me [Fm] I've just been cutting [C] onions
[Bm] I'll make it a [Am]
lasagna
_ [Fm] What?
_ I'm not crying
_ No, [C] there's just a little bit of dust in my eye
[Bm] That's from the path that you made when you said you could fight
[Am] I'm not weeping cause you won't be here to hold my hand for your information.
There's an inflammation in my [C] tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
[Bm]
My eyes are just a little sweaty today.
[Am] They've been looking around a lot searching for you
They've been looking for you, even though I told them [Abm] not to
These aren't tears of sadness, [Dm] they're tears of joy, I'm just laughing
[C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Am] _
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I'm sitting at this table, good love, staring down at the irony of life
[C]
How come [Bb] the richest walk in the [Am] road and yet it cuts like a knife?
[G] _
_ _ [C] I'm not crying
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