Chords for Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt [from the film '200 Motels' - 1971]

_ Who dies to suck the fringe off [Abm] of Jimmy Carl.
[E] _ _
_ _ [C] My _ _ _ _ _ name is Bertram, [Bb] I am a redneck.
[C] All my friends, [Bb] they call me Bert.
_ All [G] my family from [Bb] down in Texas.
[C] Victor, Lill, Vicki, and Der.
_ I'm out here to [Bb] _
California.
[C] To find me some [Bb] pretty _ girls.
[C] Some I've seen, get [Bb] me so horny.
[D] Gooby [Bb] lips, teeth [C] like girls.
They're gonna love my _ _ [Bb] beauty.
_ [C] Want a pretty girl, I'll even [F] take.
_ [C] I'll buy her first, [Bb] I am Jimmy.
I [D] know they like me, it's [C] what I _ see.
_ [E] I know it's some [Gb] cowboy [A] Bert.
Speaking at ya. _
[E] Smell my [Gb] beard and [A] this shirt.
[Gb] Reeking at ya.
My _ [A] cowboy boots.
[Gb] My _ cowboy dance.
I'm old [Am] and bare.
[D] I'm on this.
_ I'm scared. _ _ _ _
[E] _ Put it on, yeah.
Put it on.
[D] Put it on, chump cow, [A] but Bert.
_ _ [E] I'm gonna get it, _ I'm gonna get [A] it.
I'm gonna get it, _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [A] I'm gonna get it.
To what taste?
You [E] can see it on my face.
[A] Where's my wheat dress? _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Richard, Redneck, _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] Redneck.
_ _ I'm up off the [B] night sky.
_ Sweat all [C] day in the sun.
I'm a by [Fm] trade, quite a bundle I've made.
[D] I'm a unionized group, an old son of [G] our kind.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ Here to get off and get nice stirred.
Drink telephone [B] on the floor.
[C] Find me some time in this last [D] stir.
And a [Gb] lump on his face till [G] he don't move no more.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
Santa, Santa, keep on drinking till my eyes puff up and turn red.
_ Rule on my shirt, see if [Db] he's hurt.
Kick him again in the [D] head.
Lads, kick him again in the head.
Boys, kick him again in the head.
Ow!
Kick him again in the head.
_ [E] _ It's some cowboy [A] Bert.
Speaking at [E] ya.
Smell my [Am] friend's shirt.
Reeking at [E] ya.
[A] Cowboy dance, [E] cowboy dance.
My [A] boy that dance.
[D] Some _ _ nasty _ [E] air.
On the open land, on the [D] open land. _ _ _ _
Cowboy [A] Bert.
_ _ _ [E] Don't you get his _ feelings [A] _
hurt.
_ _ I'll [D] call in this case.
And [A] I'll buy you a taste.
And [E] you can sit on my face.
[A] Where's my _ dress? _
Uncle, you hot [Bb] little [D] bitch. _
_ _ Yes, Jimmy [D] Carl Black, engine [Ab] of the group.
What [Bb] can I do for you? _ _
_ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _