Chords for Frank Zappa - Whippin' Post (live)

Hey, [B] darling, what's [C#] a girl like you doing in a harbor [B] like this?
Do you come here [C#] often?
So why?
[B] _ [C#] Wait a minute, I've got [B] it.
You're an Italian.
[C#] What?
Your Jewish love your [B] nails.
You must be [C#] a Libra.
Looking [B] for Mr.
Goodbar or [C#] Mr.
Goodrich?
[B] Never mind.
[C#] Look, let's get down [A#] to business here, darling.
[C#] Ordinarily, I would just say your place or [A#] mine, but tonight, I think what [C#] I'm going to do is
pop the [B] big question to you.
[C#] Let's get really serious.
[B] What do you say [C#] we go over to my [B] place and I just sort [C#] of tie you to [B] the whipping post?
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[A] _ [D] I've been run down, [Am] Lord, and I've been [Em] lied to.
And I [E] don't know why I let that mean woman make me out a fool.
I took all my money and wrecked my new car.
_ And now she's with one of my good time buddies drinking in some post town [C#] bar.
[D] Sometimes I feel, _ [E] sometimes I feel [A] like I've been tied to the whipping post.
[E] Tied to the whipping [C] post.
[E] Tied to the whipping [C] post.
Lord, I feel like I'm [F#] dying.
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[Bm] _ [Am] My friends [E] tell me that I've been such a fool.
[Am] I have [E] to stand back and take it, baby.
Oh, [C] for loving [Am] you.
I found myself in [E] sorrow.
Look at what you've done.
_ [Am] Nothing seems [A] to change.
The bad times, they're the [Bm] same.
And I can't [D] run.
Sometimes I feel, _ [E] sometimes I feel like I've been [Em] tied _ _ _ [E] to the whipping [C] post.
Tied to the whipping post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm [A] dying. Oh, yeah.
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[D] _ _ _ Oh, _ _ _
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_ _ _ [C] Lord, Lord. _ _
[Am] _ [Bm] _ _ [C] Been tied down.
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[D] _ _ Sometimes I feel, _ sometimes [E] I feel _ [A] like I've _
[E] [D] been to the whipping post.
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[C] Oh, Lord.
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[Cm] _ _ _ [N] Oh, Lord, you know I believe. _
I said I believe.
I said I do believe.
I really do believe.
I'm going to say it again.
I believe.
There just ain't no such thing _ as dying. _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ _ There just [F#] ain't no such _
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[B] thing as dying.
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