Chords for Frank Zappa - He's So Gay + Bobby Brown

[N] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] He's so [Bb] gay!
_ _ [Gm]
He's so gay!
[Cm] He's very, _ [F] very gay!
He's [Bb] so gay, gay!
[Gm] He's gay!
And [Cm] he likes to be [F] that way!
With [Bb] his keys on the right, his [Cm] hands in rubber!
_ [F] _
_ _ He's [Bb] so gay! _ _
_ He's almost [Cm] _ everyone [F] today! _ He's [Bb] okay! _ _ _
[Gm] _ He's got [Cm] a role he wants [F] to play!
He's [Bb] okay! _ _
_ [Gm] He's just a [Cm] cowboy for [F] a day!
Course [Bb] his evening's not [Gm] complete without [Cm] some meat!
In [F] the seat that's [Bb] gave away! _
[Gm] _ Bounce [D] Santa _ [Cm] Monica [F] today!
Well, _ [Eb] maybe he wants a little spanking!
_ _ [Bb] Maybe he'll need a little [Ab] shade!
_ _ [Eb] Maybe his mother should be thanking him!
What [C] a way he makes his brain go
into [F] tops of golden rain!
_ [Cm] _ _ [F] _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Uh-oh!
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _
Let's mine the harbor!
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Cm] He's so [Bb] gay!
_ He's [Gm] so gay!
He rules [Cm] the city in [F] a way [Bb] you could say!
_ [Gm] _ _ It's sort [Cm] of different _ [F] today!
All [Bb] the town keeps a [Gm]-anchin'
and every [Cm] ladder boy's [F] a prince!
Hey, [Bb] hey, hey, hey!
_ [Gm] _ _ Please [Ab] don't look the other [F] way! _ _
[Eb] You could be [Cm] just like him [F] tomorrow!
_ Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[Eb] Maybe _ you'll get a chance [F] to follow
_ _ _ his [Bb] boot game!
_ [Gm] _ And [Cm] maybe _ later, _ _ _
[F] maybe later,
_ _ _ we'll [Bb] all be _ [Eb] gay! _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ Do you really _ _ [F] _ _
love me?
_ We _ _
_ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
sure do!
Ay-yi-yi [G]-yi-yi-yi!
[C] Hey there, people!
I'm Bobby Brown!
[D] You see, I'm the cutest [Am] [C] boy in town!
[Dm] _ I'm always fast,
my teeth are shiny!
[G] Tell all [Em] the girls
they can kiss [C] my hiney!
Here I am in the famous school!
[Am] I'm dressin' sharp,
I'm actin' cool!
I got [Dm] a cheerleader here
who wants [F] to help with my paper!
[G] Let her do all the work
and maybe later I'll vapor!
[F] Oh God, I am the American dream!
[Em] I do not think [Am] I'm too [C] extreme!
And [F] I'm a handsome son of [G] a bitch!
Gonna get a good job
and be real rich!
Get a good, get a good,
get a good, get a [C] good!
Women's _ liberation
_ [Am] came reapin'
all across the nation!
I _ [Dm] tell you people,
I [F] was not ready
[G] when I bought this dike
by the name [C] of Pretty!
She made a little [Cm] speech then,
[C] ah, [D] she tried to [C] make me say [Am] when!
She had my [F] balls in her face,
but she left the dick!
I [G] guess I still hook on,
but now it shoots too quick!
[F] Oh God, I am the American dream!
But now [Em] I smell [Am] like Vaseline
and I'm [F] a miserable son [G] of a bitch!
Am I a boy or a lady?
I don't know which! _ _ _
_ _ So [C] I went out
and bought me a leisure suit!
[Am] A jingle might change,
[Ab] but I'm still [C] kinda cute!
I got [Dm] a job doing radio [F] promo!
_ [G] And none of the jocks
can even tell I'm a homo!
[C] Eventually being a friend,
_ I sorta [Am] drifted along into S&M!
[Dm] I can take about an hour
on the tower of power!
[G] Long as I get a little [F] golden shower!
Oh God, I am the American dream!
I'll spittle [Em] up my butt
[Am] till it makes me scream!
[F] And I'll do anything to get ahead! _
_ [G] I'll stay awake at night
saying thank you Fred!
[F] Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
[G] Thanks to Freddie I'm [Am] a sexual spastic!
And my name is Bobby [G] Brown! _
Watch me now, I'm going down!
And [F] my name is [G] Bobby Brown! _
Watch me now, I'm going down!
And my name is Bobby Brown! _ _
Watch me now, because the name of this song is
Keep It Greasy!