Chords for don't eat the yellow snow and nanook rubs it

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Dreamed I was an Eskimo.
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[G] [D] The frozen wind began to blow.
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[D] Under my boots and around my toe.
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[A] [D] Frost had bit the ground [G] below.
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was a hundred degrees [E].
[D] below zero.
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[Cm] [D] And my mama cried.
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And my mama cried.
Nana, oh no.
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Nana, oh no.
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Don't be an [D] audience, come on.
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[C] [D] Save your money, don't go to the show.
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Well I turned around and I said, ho, ho.
Well I turned around and I said, ho, ho.
Well I turned around [G] and [D] I said, ho, ho.
And the northern light cements the glow.
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And she said, [Bm] ho, ho, ho, with a [D] tune in her eye.
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[G] Watch out where the [Bb] huskies go.
Don't you eat that [Dm] yellow snow.
Watch out where the huskies go.
Don't you [C] eat that yellow snow.
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[Ebm] [D] Right about that [B] time people,.
[Ebm] a fur trapper, [Gbm] who was strictly from commercial.
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[Dbm] [Am] [Gbm] Strictly commercial.
[Ebm] Had the [A] unmitigated audacity [Gbm] to jump up from behind my igloo.
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Peek-a-boo.
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[E] And [D] he started in the whipping on [Ebm] my favorite baby seal.
[Gbm] With a lead-filled .
[Ebm] snowshoe.
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[Gbm] [B] I said, [Eb] with a lead.
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Lead.
Lead-filled.
[Ebm] Lead-filled snowshoe.
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[A] He said, peek-a-boo.
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[Eb] With a lead.
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Lead.
[Gb] Lead-filled.
With a lead-filled snowshoe.
Snowshoe.
[Gbm] He said, peek-a-boo.
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[Ebm] He went right upside the head of my [Gbm] favorite baby seal.
He went whack with a lead-filled [Ebm] snowshoe.
Hit him on the nose and he hit him on [Gbm] the femur.
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That [Bb] got me just about as evil [Gbm] as an Eskimo boy can be.
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[Ebm] So I bent down and I reached down and I [Gbm] scooped down.
And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the dead [Ebm] leg.
Snow.
[Eb] Yellow snow.
[Gbm] The deadly [Eb] yellow snow from right there where the [Ab] huskies goes.
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Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady [Ebm] little eyes.
With a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people in this area.
But destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology.
[Eb] Here it goes now.
[Ebm] The circular motion.
Rub it.
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then in [Gbm] a fit of anger I.
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And I pounced again.
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Great googly mook.
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Jumped up and down the chest of a.
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[Gb] Injured.
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[Abm] [Eb] Well he was very upset.
As you [Gbm] can understand.
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And rightly so because the deadly yellow snow crystals had.
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Deprived him of his sight.
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[Ebm] And he stood [Gbm] up.
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He looked around and he said.
I [Ebm] can't see.
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I can't see.
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[Ebm] I can't see.
Oh woe is me.
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[Ebm] I can't see.
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I can't see.
Oh woe.
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Well.
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Who took a dog doo [Gbm] snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye.
[Ebm] He took a dog doo [Ab] snow cone [Gbm] and stuffed it in my right [Eb] .
[Ebm] eye.
And the husky wee wee.
I [Ab] mean the doggy wee wee has blinded me.
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And I can't see.
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[Gbm] Temporarily.
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[Db] Well the fur trapper.
Stood there.
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With his arms outstretched.
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Across the [B] frozen white white land.
Trying to figure out what he's going to do about [Gbm] his deflected eyes.
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And it was at that precise moment that he remembered an ancient Eskimo legend.
Wherein it is [Bbm] written.
On whatever it is that they write it on up there.
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That if anything bad ever happens [Dbm] to your eyes.
As a result of some sort of [Ebm] conflict with anyone named Nanook.
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The [Gbm] only way you can get it fixed up.
[Ebm] Is to go [Gbm] trudging across the tundra.
Mile after mile.
[Eb] Trudging across the [Ab] tundra.
Right down to the parish [Eb] of Saint Alfonso.
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