Chords for Frank Zappa- Dancin' Fool

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I _ don't know much about dancing, that's why I got this song.
One of my legs is shorter [Dm] than the other and both of my feet's too long.
Of course now I ride [A] along with them, [Fm] I got [F] no natural rhythm.
[B] But I go [G#m] dancing every night, hoping one day I might get [C#] it right.
I'm a dancing [F#] fool.
_ _ [C#] _
_ Dancing fool. _ _
I'm a dancing fool. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] If I need I'll jump out of my seat, but I can't compete.
Cause [C#] I'm a dancing [F#] fool.
_ _ Dancing _
[C#] _ fool.
_ _ _ [A] _ _
_ The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ disco folks all dressed up like they're fit to kill.
I walk on in and see them there, [Dm] gonna give them all a [A#] thrill.
[G]
When they [A] see me coming, [Dm] they're all [G] steps aside.
[G#m] They has a fit while I commit my social [F#] suicide.
[C#] _
Dancing fool. _ _ _ _
Dancing _ _ fool. _ _
Dancing _ _ fool. _ _
Dancing _ fool.
_ _ [N]
The beat goes on and I'm so _ high.
_ _ _ _ Goes on and I'm so high. _ _ _ _
Goes on and I'm so _ high. _
_ _ _ _ [G#] Goes on and I'm so high.
Goes [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ on and I'm so high.
I may be totally [C#] wrong, but I'm a dancing fool.
_ I may be totally wrong, but I'm a [D#] dancing [C#] fool.
_ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [A] Yowza, yowza, yowza.
_ [F#m] _ _ [G#] [Bm] I got [A] it all together now.
[D] With my very own disco [A] _ clothes.
Hey, my shirt's half open [D] to show you my chain.
And the [Dm] spoon for up my [G] nose. _
I am [Cm] really [A] something.
_ _ [Dm] That's what you'd probably [G] say.
_ [G#m] So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink.
While I dance the night [C#] away.
_ I'm a dancing _ fool. _ _ _
Dancing _ fool. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Dancing fool. _
Dancing _ fool.
[A] The beat goes on [D#m] and I'm [C#m] _ [G#] _ _ [C#]
so [G#m] _ [F#] high.
_ Goes on and I'm [B] so high.
_ _ [C#] _ Goes on and I'm [B] so high.
_ [F#] _ _ [C#] _ _
_ [A#] _ [A] [F] Goes on and I'm so high.
Hey, _ [C#] _ _ _ _ darling, can I buy you a couple of drinks?
_ _ _ [D#m] _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ _ [F#] Looking for Mr.
Goodbye, here he [C#] is.
_ _ _ Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an Italian. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You're Jewish?
Oh, love your nails.
You must be a late bride. _
_ _ Your place or mine. _