Frank Zappa - Valley Girl Chords

[G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ [Gm] _ _
_ [F] _ Oh [C] my _ _ [G] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [E] god!
_ _ Like totally! _ _ _
_ And Steven Quartz is so _ _
_ [C] bitchin'!
There's [E] like the Galleria. _ _
_ I [A] like all these like really [G] great shoe stores.
I love going to [Gb] these clothing stores and [G] stuff.
I like [D] buy their neatest [A] mini shirts and stuff.
Like so bitchin'!
[Ab] Everybody's like [A] super super nice.
Like so _ [Em] _ [F] bitchin'! _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [E] _ Anyway, he goes, are you into Astronaut?
And I go, oh right.
Did you like just picture me in a [A]
[G] leather teddy?
Yeah right.
Hurt me, hurt me.
I'm sure no way!
He was [A] like freaking me [Gm] out.
He called [E] me a beastie.
[C] But I was like, [A] you're totally bliss.
He goes [Em] like, bag your face, I'm [C] sure.
[A] Proudly girl, [G] she's a proudly [E] girl.
[C] _ [A] Proudly girl, [Em] she's a proudly [F] girl.
Okay [C] fine, [G] for sure, [Bb] for sure.
[F] She's a proudly [C] girl, [G] so sweet [Bb] and pure.
[F] Okay [C] fine, for [Bb] sure, for sure.
She's a_ Really sad.
[C] Proudly girl.
[E] Like my English teacher, he's like_ [C] Proudly girl.
[Em] He's like, Mr.
[Bb] Boo Boo.
[C] Proudly girl.
We're [E] talking Lord God King Boo Boo.
[Bb] [C] Proudly girl.
[A] I am so sure he's like so [D] broke.
[Gm] He's like, plays all his [Am] rings.
And he like, [D] flirts with [A] all the guys in the class.
Like totally disgusts me.
I'm like [D] so sure.
Like, [G] [A] barf me out.
[G] Gag me with a spoon.
[F] That's right, he has lost her mind.
Has something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt.
[C] And where to get [F] her toenails cut.
[E] So like, I go into this like salon place, you know.
And I want to like, get my toenails [A] done.
And the lady like goes,
[G] Oh my God, your toenails are like so grody.
It was like really embarrassing.
She's [A] like,
Oh my [G] God, like bag those [E] toenails.
I'm like, [C] sure.
[A] She goes,
[G] I don't know if I can handle [C] this, you know.
I was like, [A] really.
Proudly girl.
[Gm] She's a [E] proudly girl.
[C] _ [A] Proudly girl.
[G] She's a proudly girl.
_ [F] Okay [C] fine, for [Bb] sure, for sure.
[F] She's a proudly [C] girl.
[G] And very slow [Bb] girl.
[F] Okay [C] fine, [G] for sure, [Bb] for sure.
[F] She's a proudly [C] girl.
[G] And very slow [Bb] girl.
[E] Like my mother fucking told me to do that.
_ She's like, makes me do it and she's [C] amazing.
[E] Clean the catwalk. _
Proudly girl.
I am sure, it's like gross. _
Proudly girl. _ _ _ _ _
Proudly [C] girl.
_ _ [E] I'm proud. _
[C] Proudly girl.
[E] _ _ _ I'm proud.
Proudly [C] girl.
[E] My name [Bb] is Andrea Wilson.
Proudly [C] girl.
Uh [E] huh, I'm proud. _
Proudly girl.
Uh huh, I know. _
[C] Proudly girl.
[E] I talk funny, I'm sure.
[Gm]
[C] Proudly girl.
[E] What's the matter with the way I talk? _
Proudly girl.
I'm a vowel, I know. _
Proudly girl.
But I live like in a really good part of Encina, so it's okay.
Proudly girl.
_ _ _ _ Proudly [C] girl.
[E] So like, I don't know.
Proudly girl.
I'm like freaking out, totally.
Proudly girl.
Oh my god.
Proudly girl.
I have to get an orthodontist.
Proudly girl.
I'm getting my braces off me.
_ Proudly [C] girl.
But I have to wear a retainer, that's going to be really, like a total bummer.
I'm freaking out, I'm sure.
[G] Like those things that [A] like [C] stick in your mouth are so [G] gross.
You got to get [Am] saliva all over them.
[G] [D] But like, I don't know, it's going to be [G] cool, [Am] you know.
All the guys might see [E] my smile, it'll be like really cool.
But my like teeth are like too small.
But no biggie.
[F] _
So awesome.
It's too good, you know.
[E] [A] Well I'm not [G] like really [F] ugly or anything, it's just like, I don't know. _
_ _ You know me, I'm like [E] into [A] the clean stuff, like [F] Pac-Man.
I'm like, I don't [E] know.
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes.
It's like so gross.
Like all the stuff like sticks [A] to the [G] plate.
It's like somebody else's food, you know.
It's like grody.
Grody to the mouth.
I'm sure.
It's like really nauseating. _
Fart out.
Gag me with a spoon.
Gross.
_ I am sure. _ _
_ _ Totally.
_ _ [N] _ _