Crew Slut Chords by Frank Zappa

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night she was _ _ _ _ _ backstage at the armory in order to get a pass to see some big [D] rock group for free.
Hey, hey, hey, all you girls in these industrial _ [Dm] towns. _ _
_ _ [D] _ I know you're probably getting tired of all the local [Dm] clowns. _ _
_ _ [D] _ They never give you no respect, they never treat you nice. _ _
_ _ _ _ So perhaps you're on a trial bill, friendly advice. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Be a [G] crew slut.
Hey, [F] you'll love it.
[G] Be a crew slut.
[F] It's your way of life.
[G] Be a crew slut.
See the [F] world.
_ _ [Am] Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus.
[G] Crew slut.
And water makes [F] its own sauce.
[Am] Be a [G] crew slut.
So you don't forget, call [F] before midnight tonight.
[G] [Dm] The boys in the crew are just waiting for you.
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_ _ _ You never get to move around, you never go nowhere. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ You're probably getting tired of all the guys out there. _ _
_ _ You always wonder what it's like to go from place to place. _ _
_ _ _ We're gonna make a little light on the next of kin. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Be a [G] crew slut.
Just follow [C] the magic footprints.
Be a [G] crew slut.
Hey, you'll love [F] it.
_ [G] Be a crew slut.
It's your way of life.
[F] _ I [Am] ain't gonna squash it and you don't need to wash it.
[G] Be a crew slut.
Hey, [C] I'll buy [F] you a pizza.
[G] Be a crew slut.
Of course I'll [F] introduce you to Lauren.
The boys in the crew are only waiting for you.
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_ _ _ _ _ Well, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ you've been the Alabama girl in Georgia too. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ And all the boys in the crew is being good to you. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I know that staying true to yourself is just the way to go. _ _
_ _ _ _ But if you need a little extra, they will give you some more. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Be a [G] crew slut.
_ [Fm] I'm into leather.
[G] That's good.
A lot of the boys in the crew [F] love leather.
Rubber?
[G] Yeah, they like rubber too.
Shrink tubing [F] with a hair dryer.
A special spot on the bench for a guy with a rich [C#] and a [G] crew slut.
_ You like that, huh?
[Em] That shows [G] you love it.
_ [F] It's a way of [G] life.
The guys in the crew have got a present for you.
[Am] [G] A _ _ _ _ _ present _ _
_ [A#] _ _ for me?
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[C#] We got a present for you.
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What [A#] _ _ do you [G] got? _
What are you going to do? _ _ _ _ _
It _ [C#] _ _ looks just like a telefunken U47.
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You'll love it.
With leather? _ _ _
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