Uncle Remus Chords by Frank Zappa

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[A] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ Why are [G] we moving too slow? _ _
_ Have [G] you _ _ [D] seen us?
Uncle [F] _ _ [Bb] Zeema
_ _ [C] We look [F] pretty sharp [A] in [Gm] these clothes _
Yes we do
_ [Dm] Unless we get [G] sprayed with _ _ aphos _
_ _ It [F] ain't bad in the day
If [A] they squirt it your _ way
_ [Dm] Except in the winter [Gm] _ [F] when it's froze _
[Dm] _ And [Gm] it's hard [Bb] if it [Dm] hits _ on your nose _
Just _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ keep [D] your _ [F] nose
Till the [G] grass come they say
[Bb] _ [Dm] Will that redeem [G] _
_ us?
[Bb] Uncle _ _ Zeema
_ I [F] can't wait till my bow
Is full [Gm] grown _
I'll [Bb] _ _ [Dm] just throw away [G] my
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ Aphos _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ Beverly _ Hills
_ [A] Just before dawn
[Dm] _ And knock the little _ [Gm] [F] jockeys
Off the rich people's lawn
_ [Gm] And before they get [Dm] up
I'll _ _ _ [G] knock them off
_ [Bb] And before they get [Bbm] up
[G] I'll be knocking the jockeys
Off the [Gm] lawn
I'll knock them down [F] with this
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