Nanook Rubs It Chords by Frank Zappa

[Gb] _ [E] _ [Eb] _ _ [B] _
Right about that time people, _
_ [Ebm] a fur trapper _
[Eb] who [Bbm] was strictly from commercial, _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Gb] _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ [Am] _
_ _ [D] strictly
commercial, had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo, _ [Ebm] _
_ [Eb] peekaboo, _ _ _ [D] and
he started in the whipping [Ebm] on my favorite baby seal, _ _ with a lead filled _ snowshoe, _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ [Gbm] _
_ _ [B] I
said, [Ebm] with a lead, _ _ _ [Dbm] _
lead, filled, [Ebm] _ _
lead [Ab] filled snowshoe, [Gb] _ [Gbm] he said peekaboo, [B] _ [Eb] peekaboo, with
a lead, _ _ lead, [E] _
filled, _ _ [Gb] lead filled snowshoe, snowshoe, [Gbm]
he said peekaboo, peekaboo, _ [Ebm]
he went
right up side the head of [Gbm] my favorite baby seal, he went whack, with a lead filled [Ebm] snowshoe,
hit him on the nose, and he hit him on the feminine, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
that got me just about as evil
as an Eskimo boy can be, _ _ so I bent down and I reached down and I [Gbm] scooped out and I gathered
up a generous mitten full of the deadly, [Ebm] _
_ _ _ _ yellow [Eb] snow, [A] _ the deadly [Ebm] yellow snow from right there
where the [B] huskies goes, _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _
whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow
snow [Bm] crystals and rub it all into [Ebm] his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
[B] hitherto unknown to the people in this area, but [Ebm] destined to take the place of the mud shark in
your mythology, [Eb]
here it goes now, the [Ebm] circular motion, rub it, _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _
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[Gbm] and then in a fit of anger I, _ _ _ _ _
_ [Db] _ _ [Eb] and I pounced again, _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _
great googly moogly, _ [Gb] _
I jumped up and down the chest of him, _
_ [Dbm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ well [Gbm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
he was very
upset as you can understand, _ _ _ [Db] _ _
and rightly so because the deadly yellow snow [Gbm]
crystals had
_ _ deprived him of his [B] sight, and _ [Gbm] he stood up and he looked around and he said, _ I can't see, _ _ [F] _ _ [Ebm] _
_ _ _ I can't _ see, _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
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_ [Abm] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _
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_ _ he _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ took a [Eb] dog do _ [Gbm] snow cone and stuffed it in my right [Ebm] eye, he took a dog do snow [Gbm] cone and
stuffed it in my [B] other eye, [Gb] and the husky wee wee, I mean the [Ab] doggy [B] wee wee has blinded me,
and [Ebm] I can't see, [Dbm] _ _ [Gbm] well _ _ _ the _
_ [A] _ fur trapper _ stood there _ [N] with his arms outstretched across the frozen white
white black, _ _ trying to figure out what he's gonna do about his deflected eyes, and it was at that
precise moment that he remembered an ancient Eskimo legend wherein [Ebm] it is written, _ on whatever
it is that they write it on up there, that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes, [A] as a
result of some sort of [B] conflict [D] with [Eb] anyone named Nanook, _ _ [Gbm] the only way you can get it fixed up, _ [Ebm]
is
to go trudging across the tundra, mile after mile, _ _ trudging across the [B] tundra, right down to the
parish of St.
[Eb] Alfonso. _ _ _