Chords for Funny Love Song for Valentine's Day: If Our Love Was An Outhouse

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_ [F#] _ _ [D#] _ [C#] _ _ If our love [F#] was some swamp gas [G#] it would make a [C#] sweet sound.
If our love was [F#] a skunk, but [G#] it would stay on the [C#] ground.
If our love was [F#] a camel, [G#] it wouldn't [C#] much spit.
If our love was [F#] an outhouse, [G#] it would smell like a [C#] barbecue pit. _ _
_ _ I wrote [F#] this sweet love song [G#] _ special [C#] for you.
Since I forgot [F#] your birthday, [G#] it's the least I [C#] could do.
_ _ [F#] A _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G#] turkey [C#] can fly.
[F#] I love you as long as [G#] a lizard [C#] stays dry.
[F#] I love you as strong [A#] as a turtle [C#] can swim.
[F#] I love [G#] you as deep [F#] as the [C#] doo-doo I'm in.
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[C#] _ _ If our love [F#] was a [A#] cockroach, it could jump [C#] really high.
If our love [F#] was a mushroom, [G#] it would be a [C#] fun guy.
If our love [F#] was bread [G#] pudding, it would hardly [C#] have moles.
If our love [F#] was an [G#] outhouse, it would be [C#] made of _ bones.
_ _ I wrote [F#] this sweet love song [G#] special [C#] for you. _
Next [F#] time I'll [G#] notice your brand [C#] new hair blue.
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I love you as far as [G#] a turkey [C#] can fly.
[F#] I love you as long as [G#] a lizard [C#] stays dry.
[F#] I love you as strong [G#] as a turtle [C#] can swim.
[F#] I love [G#] you as deep [F#] as the [C#] doo-doo I'm in.
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[A#] _ [C#] _ _ If our love [F#] was a chicken, [G#] it would have pretty [C#] wings.
If our love was [F#] a cow pie, [G#] it would make [C#] noses sing.
If our love [F#] was a trash [G#] dump, it would have no [C#] dead mice.
If our love [F#] was an [G#] outhouse, it would have [C#] no _ horseflies. _
_ I wrote this [F#] sweet love [G#] song special [C#] for you.
I think I misspelled [F#] your name on [G#] my two new [C#] tattoos.
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[C#] _ _ _ _ [F#] But I love you as far [G#] as a turkey [C#] can fly.
[F#] I love you as long as [G#] a lizard [C#] stays dry.
[F#] I love you as strong [G#] as a turtle [C#] can swim.
[F#] I love [A#] you as deep as the doo-doo [C#] I'm in. _ _
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If our love [F#] was a camel, [G#] it wouldn't [C#] clutch spit.
If our love [F#] was an [G#] outhouse, it would smell like a barbecue [C#] _ _ _ pit. _
_ I wrote this [F#] sweet love [G#] song special for [C#] you. _
Don't thank [F#] me, just make me [G#] more _ [C#] cornbread and soup. _ _ _
Honey, [F#] you're sweeter [G#] than _ bathtub _ _ [C#] milk. _
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