Chords for The Nursery Rhyme Song. A New Funny Twist on old Nursery Rhymes

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[Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ Hickory [Ab] Dickory Dock
[Eb] The mouse ran [Bb] up the clock.
[Eb] So did the [Ab] cat, and that was that, till the mouse [Bb] put it in a [Eb] headlock.
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_ [Eb] Jack [Ab] and Jill went up the [Eb] hill to fetch [Bb] a pail of water.
[Eb] At the top was her dad who seemed pretty mad and said,
[Bb] Jack, stay away from [Eb] my daughter.
_ _ _ _ Little [Ab] Bo Peep has lost [Eb] her sheep and doesn't know where [Bb] to find them.
[Eb]
Hey, there they [Ab] are driving off in her car, and [Bb] the sheepdogs are driving [Eb] behind them.
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Jack, be [Ab] nimble.
Jack, be [Eb] quick.
Jack, jump [Bb] over the [Eb] candlestick.
But if [Ab] you don't jump a little [Eb] higher, don't blame [Bb] the flame if your pants [Eb] are on fire. _ _
_ Little Miss [Ab] Muffet sat on a [Eb] tuffet.
I don't know [Bb] what that means.
[Eb] Along came a [Ab] spider who sat down beside her.
Is it [Bb] true there's a fly in most [Eb] genes?
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] Hey, [Ab] diddle diddle, the cat [Eb] and the fiddle, the cow jumped over [Bb] the moon.
[Eb] But he had to [Ab] piddle right in the middle, and [Bb] now the poor moon is [Eb] in ruin. _
[Gm] _ _ _ [Eb] Old Mother Hubbard [Ab] went to the cupboard [Eb] to get her poor doggie a bone.
She slipped on [Ab] a crack, landed flat on [Eb] her back, [Bb] and sadly broke three [Eb] of her own. _ _ _
_ Bye-bye, [Ab] black sheep.
Have you any [Eb] wool?
Yes, sir.
Yes, [Bb] sir.
Three [Eb] bags full.
Three bags full?
[Ab] That's quite a lot.
They're [Bb] just tea bags, so it's [Eb] really not.
[Gm] _ _ _ [Eb] _
[Ab] Starlight, star bright, first star [Bb] I see tonight.
[Eb]
Oops, I'm [Ab] wrong.
That isn't in space.
It's [Bb] my pet firefly right [Eb] in front of my face.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [Eb] Roses are [Ab] red, violets are [Eb] blue, just in [Bb] case that's helpful to [Eb] you.
But keep in [Ab] mind if you look you'll [Eb] find half the time it's not even true.
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_ [Eb] Simple [Ab] Simon met the [Eb] pieman going to the [Bb] fair.
[Eb] Said Simple Simon to the pieman, your [Bb] pies give my dad too much [Eb] air.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] There was an [Ab] old woman who lived in [Eb] a shoe.
I highly suspect that isn't quite true, unless it was the [Ab] size of a nice little house,
or the [Bb] woman was half of the [Eb] size of a mouse.
_ _ [Gm] _ _ [Eb] Humpty [Ab] Dumpty sat on a [Eb] wall.
Humpty [Bb] Dumpty had a great [Eb] fall.
All the [Ab] king's horses and all the [Eb] king's men [Bb] scrambled him up with [Eb] some bacon and gin.
Surel.
[Bb] _
_ [Eb] Rain, [Ab] rain, go [Eb] away.
Come [Bb] again another day.
[Eb] Fine, ignore my kind request.
You're [Bb] such a spoiled, [Eb] annoying pest.
_ _ _ This [Ab] little piggy went [Eb] to market.
This little piggy [Bb] stayed home.
[Eb]
This little [Ab] piggy had roast beef at a [Bb] five-star restaurant [Eb] in Rome. _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ [Ab] All around the mulberry bush, the monkey [Bb] chased the weasel.
[Eb] The weasel [Ab] ran as fast as [Eb] it could, but [Bb] the monkey drove [Eb] a diesel.
_ [Gm] _ _ _
_ [Eb] Do you [Ab] know the muffin [Eb] man?
I think [Bb] he took my muffin [Eb] pan.
I saw it in his muffin [Eb] van.
He's [Bb] such a dreary [Eb] pain.
I think that's [Ab] probably long [Eb] enough.
At least [Bb] that's my best guess.
[Eb] You can't make the [Ab] classics much more fantastic, but you [Bb] can turn them into a [Eb] mess.
You can't make the [Ab] classics much more fantastic, but [Bb] you can turn them into [Eb] a mess. _ _ _ _ _
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