Chords for Funny Song: My Presentation

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_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] First I'd like to [E] thank [F#] the teacher [B] for selecting me [E] first
[F#] To [B] give my presentation [E] that I totally remembered [B] was today.
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[F#] [B] I spent the whole [E] weekend [F#] doing [B] lots of preparation
_ [E] [F#] And _ [B] definitely [E] not just [F#] playing [B] video games
[E] [F#] The [B] topic that I [E] chose [F#] after much [B] consideration
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[F#] _ [B] Is a [E] [F#] very [B] interesting topic
[E] _ _ [B] Yes, the topic that I [E] chose [F#] after much [B] deliberation
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] Is
_ [E] _ _ [B] American presidents
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[F#] _ [B] George Washington [E] [F#] was the [B] very first president
[E] _ [F#] _ [B] He could not tell a [E] lie.
He chopped down a [F#] tree to make [B] his wooden teeth.
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] I think we all [E] know [F#] who the second [B] president [E] was _
[F#] [B] So I won't waste valuable [E] [F#] time saying [B] his or her name
[E] _ _ _ [B] Benjamin [E] Franklin might have [F#] been the [B] greatest president
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] You're shaking your [E] head.
I [F#] think you might have [B] misunderstood
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[F#] _ [B] Benjamin Franklin [E] might [F#] have been the [B] greatest president
[E] _ [F#] _ [B] Of the town where he [E] lived he invented [F#] [B] electric kites
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] Abraham [E] Lincoln [F#] was a really [B] honest president
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[F#] [B] He wore a top hat [E] had a [F#] beard and [B] he was tall
[E] _ [F#] Before [B] he moved to the [E] White House.
[F#] He [B] lived in Gettysburg
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] He gave a speech [E] once at his old [B] Gettysburg address
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[F#] I [B] bet it made him feel [E] good [F#] when he [B] bought something at a [E] store
[F#] _ [B] To see his [E] face on the [F#] pennies he [B] got back
_ [E] _ [F#] [B] Well, I bet your head is [E] swimming from all this [B] information
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[F#] [B] I should stop here [E] so you [F#] don't get [B] overwhelmed
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] But it looks like [E] I [F#] still have [B] some more time [E] left
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What [E] luck [F#] what great [B] great luck [E] _ _
[F#] [B] so now I'll talk about [E] [F#] to [B] complete my presentation
_ [E] _ [F#] _ _ [B] the
[E] American [F#] [B] early wars
[E] the [F#] _ [B] very first [E] war
[F#] Was the [B] Revolutionary [E] War? _
[F#] _ [B] It was very [E] [F#] revolutionary [B] as wars go
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] Paul Revere's midnight [E] ride [F#] happened [B] largely in the dark
[E] _ [F#] [B] The British wore red [E] coats.
They [F#] like to be [B] fashionably warm
[E] _
[F#] the [B] war of 1812
[E] [F#] Happened [B] mainly in _ [E] 1812
[F#] _ [B] Yes, [E] 1812 [F#] was the [B] year of that war
_ [E] _ [F#] [B] the Civil [E] War
[F#] Was not a [B] very civil [E] war
Whoever [F#] named [B] it the Civil War [E] was [F#] probably [B] being ironic
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] The First World [E] War [F#] was before [B] the Second World [E] War
[F#] Which was [B] after the First World [E] War [F#] according to all of [B] my research
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[F#] [B] In closing I would like [E] [F#] to [B] recite a famous Lincoln [E] speech
[F#] _ [B] But sadly [E] now I'm [F#] almost [B] out of time
_ [E] _ [F#] [B] So that's my [E] presentation [F#] if you have [B] any questions at [E] all _
[F#] _ [B] Please don't [E] hesitate [F#] to [B] ask Google
_ [E] [F#] Because it's good to [B] do your own [E] research.
[F#] Yes, it's good [B] to do your own research
[E] _ [F#] [B] So I tried hard [E] not to [F#] spoil anything you [B] might find
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[F#] [B] Yes, I tried hard [E] not to [F#] spoil anything [B] you might find
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [B] Please stay seated [E] as you clap [F#] and that's my [B] time _
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