Chords for FUNNY Cat Song: Cocoa the Kitten

_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _
_ [B] _ _ _ I was in New Jersey, visitin' the [E] town of Trenton
_ [B] About a three thousand mile swim [F#] from Great Britain
_ [B] But please don't try to swim it, [E] I was just kiddin'
_ [B] The water's too [F#] cold and the whales don't [B] like to be ridden
_ _ Anyway, I was just there for a [E] little house sittin'
_ [B] On a cold winter day that almost left [F#] me frostbitten
_ [B] Then I saw on the wall a note that my [E] friend had written
_ [B] Beware of Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _
_ [B] _ _ _ I was sittin' in the living room, a really nice room [E] to sit in
_ [B] But I had a big handmade blanket that [F#] didn't quite fit in
_ [B] It must have been made by someone who [E] really likes knitting
But [B] probably not Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] It's for [F#] her this simple [B] song was written
_ [E] Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ I didn't know that Coco was under the [E] blanket hidden
_ [B] Till suddenly she jumped out and ran to [F#] me unfitting
_ [B] Then she jumped up and pounced my hand and [E] it got bitten
_ [B] By Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ If I had known it was coming I would have [E] worn a mitten
_ _ [B] If I could find one that my [F#] hand would fit in
_ [B] It didn't really hurt, I'm the first to [E] be admitted
The [B] bite from Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _
_ [B] _ _ _ I said, I know you're just playing but biting [E] me is forbidden
_ [B] My hand's not something your teeth should be [F#] putting a dent in
_ [B] If they weren't so sharp then maybe I'd [E] be permitting
A [B] bite from Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] It's for [F#] her this simple [B] song was written
_ [E] Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten _ _ _ _ _
_ Here Coco!
She was so cute that soon I was [E] totally smitten
_ [B] She looked like a cat that I had once the [F#] image was spitting
She [B] was so crazy when she played my laughter [E] was side-splitting
Because [B] of Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ Then I looked at the time and saw how [E] late it was getting
_ [B] My house sitting was done, it was time for me [F#] to be quitting
_ [B] I said, you are a cat that I won't soon [E] be forgetting
Then I [B] hugged goodbye Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] Coco, the [F#] cute little cuckoo [B] calico kitten
_ _ [E] It's for [F#] her this simple [B] song was written
[D#m] _ [E] Coco, the cute [F#] little cuckoo [E] calico kitten
Coco, the cute [F#] little cuckoo [E] calico _ [F#] _
_ [B] kitten _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _
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