Chords for FUNNY SONG #5: Please Don't Pee in the Pool!
Tempo:
122.1 bpm
Chords used:
C#
F#
G#
D#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
[C#] This is a very important [F#] message.
[C#] Please listen closely to this song.
[F#] [C#] Even if you disagree [F#] with me.
[C#]
Even if you think I'm wrong.
[G#]
[C#] Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
Listen to [G#] me, please don't [C#] pee in the pool.
[F#] If you have to [C#] go to the bathroom.
[F#] Here's a thought.
Why not [C#] do that in the bathroom?
[F#] Don't you worry, you'll [C#] be back soon.
[G#] In the clean, [F#] clear water [C#] that you didn't ruin.
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the [C#] pool.
[F#] People swim to have [C#] fun and be mellow.
That's [F#] hard to do when the blue [C#] is mixed with yellow.
So [F#] when you're through with [C#] water, juice or jello.
Please [G#] keep the pool [F#] fun and mellow without [C#] the yellow.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Everybody sing, not right now though, it's an instrumental.
[F#] Yeah, [G#] [C#] let me hear ya.
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee [C#] in the pool.
Everybody sing.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
[C#]
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
[C#] If you only [F#] follow this one rule.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Listen to me, please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#]
[D#m] Thank you for listening.
[G#] [N]
[C#] Please listen closely to this song.
[F#] [C#] Even if you disagree [F#] with me.
[C#]
Even if you think I'm wrong.
[G#]
[C#] Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
Listen to [G#] me, please don't [C#] pee in the pool.
[F#] If you have to [C#] go to the bathroom.
[F#] Here's a thought.
Why not [C#] do that in the bathroom?
[F#] Don't you worry, you'll [C#] be back soon.
[G#] In the clean, [F#] clear water [C#] that you didn't ruin.
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the [C#] pool.
[F#] People swim to have [C#] fun and be mellow.
That's [F#] hard to do when the blue [C#] is mixed with yellow.
So [F#] when you're through with [C#] water, juice or jello.
Please [G#] keep the pool [F#] fun and mellow without [C#] the yellow.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Everybody sing, not right now though, it's an instrumental.
[F#] Yeah, [G#] [C#] let me hear ya.
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee [C#] in the pool.
Everybody sing.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
[C#]
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
[C#] If you only [F#] follow this one rule.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Listen to me, please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#]
[D#m] Thank you for listening.
[G#] [N]
Key:
C#
F#
G#
D#m
C#
F#
G#
D#m
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] This is a very important [F#] message. _
_ _ _ [C#] Please listen closely to this song.
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [C#] Even if you disagree [F#] with me.
_ _ _ _ [C#] _
Even if you think I'm wrong.
[G#] _ _ _
_ _ [C#] Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
Listen to [G#] me, please don't [C#] pee in the pool. _
[F#] If you have to [C#] go to the bathroom.
[F#] Here's a thought.
Why not [C#] do that in the bathroom?
[F#] Don't you worry, you'll [C#] be back soon.
[G#] In the clean, [F#] clear water [C#] that you didn't ruin.
Please don't pee _ [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the [C#] pool. _
[F#] People swim to have [C#] fun and be mellow.
That's [F#] hard to do when the blue [C#] is mixed with yellow.
So [F#] when you're through with [C#] water, juice or jello.
Please [G#] keep the pool [F#] fun and mellow without [C#] the yellow.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
_ [C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Everybody sing, not right now though, it's an instrumental.
_ _ _ [F#] Yeah, _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _ let me hear ya.
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
_ [C#] If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee [C#] in the pool.
Everybody sing.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
_ [C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
[C#]
Please don't pee _ [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, _ [G#] that's just not cool.
_ [C#] If you only [F#] follow this one rule.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Listen to me, please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] _ _
[D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ Thank you for listening.
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ [C#] This is a very important [F#] message. _
_ _ _ [C#] Please listen closely to this song.
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [C#] Even if you disagree [F#] with me.
_ _ _ _ [C#] _
Even if you think I'm wrong.
[G#] _ _ _
_ _ [C#] Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
Listen to [G#] me, please don't [C#] pee in the pool. _
[F#] If you have to [C#] go to the bathroom.
[F#] Here's a thought.
Why not [C#] do that in the bathroom?
[F#] Don't you worry, you'll [C#] be back soon.
[G#] In the clean, [F#] clear water [C#] that you didn't ruin.
Please don't pee _ [F#] in the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the [C#] pool. _
[F#] People swim to have [C#] fun and be mellow.
That's [F#] hard to do when the blue [C#] is mixed with yellow.
So [F#] when you're through with [C#] water, juice or jello.
Please [G#] keep the pool [F#] fun and mellow without [C#] the yellow.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
_ [C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Everybody sing, not right now though, it's an instrumental.
_ _ _ [F#] Yeah, _ [G#] _ _ _ [C#] _ let me hear ya.
Please don't pee [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] that's just not cool.
_ [C#] If you only follow this [F#] one rule.
[C#] Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee [C#] in the pool.
Everybody sing.
Please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
_ [C#] Listen to me, that's [G#] just not cool.
[C#] If you only follow [F#] this one rule.
Listen to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
[C#]
Please don't pee _ [F#] in the pool.
Listen [C#] to me, _ [G#] that's just not cool.
_ [C#] If you only [F#] follow this one rule.
Listen [C#] to me, [G#] please don't pee in the pool.
Listen to me, please don't pee in [F#] the pool.
[C#] _ _
[D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ Thank you for listening.
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _