Chords for George Formby - She's Got Two Of Everything

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[Gb] [Bb] Oh, I could [Ebm] never learn how to do that.
You have to use two fingers [B] at the same [Bb] time.
Well, [Ebm] you've got to have two of [Bb] everything.
[Ebm] Ha ha!
[B] Well, [Bb] nearly everything.
[Ebm] _ _ Something old, something new, [Gb] _ something borrowed, _ something [Bbm] blue.
_ [Abm] It's an adage old, so it must be [Gb] true.
[Abm] And it seems of everything you must [D] have two.
[Ebm] She's gone and filled her bottom drawer with lots of these and those.
Some [Gb] pretty [Db] chiffon nighties and some fully [Bb] fashioned hose.
And so she'll [Eb] have a [Ab] change of [Gb] undies everywhere she [Ebm] goes.
She's got two of everything.
_ _ She's got the [Bb] kind of nose that [Eb] wrinkles every time she [Gb] smiles.
Her pretty [Bbm] little dimples can be seen for miles and miles.
[Ebm] And she goes out to prove to all the men that she [Bb] beguiles [Ebm] that she's got two of everything.
_ _ [Eb] Her eyes are like the stars that shine, but none of them shine like cuties.
[Ab] She's bound to make the grade all right with such a pair of [Bb] beauties.
Technicians estimated [Ebm] that an evening in [F] her arms would generate sufficient heat [Ebm] to sound the fire alarms.
And rather apprehensive of her duplicated charms, she's got two of everything. _
Once in a [Bb] competition [Eb] to elect a maiden [Db] miss, [Gb] it didn't [Db] take the judges long to see she simply [Bb]
whizzed.
Their voting [Eb] was [Abm] unanimous, the [Ebm] explanation is _ she's got two of everything. _
I went to see [Eb] her etchings in her cozy little [Bbm] flat.
We drank some gin and settled down to have a little chat.
I don't [Abm] know where the etchings were, I just remember [Ebm] that _ she's got two of everything. _ _
She has [Eb] me in a daze, my brain has just refused to function.
[Ab] She leads me round at such a pace, she must have jet [Bb] propulsion.
[Ebm] We're going to [Bb] be married and we've got all [Abm] sorts of things.
We've bought a stock of nappies and [Ebm] some cards of safety pins.
And just [Abm] because the doctor told her be [Db] prepared [Ebm] for twins, she'll have two of everything. _ _
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