Chords for Why Don't Women Like Me? - George Formby

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Now I [C] know I'm not handsome, [Bb] no good looks or wealth,
But [Eb] the girls I chase say my plain face will [Ab] compromise [Db] _ [Ab] their health.
Now I [Cm] know fellas worse [F] than me, [Bb] _ bowlegged and boss-eyed,
_ _ [G] Walking out [Eb] with lovely women, [Bb] clinging to their side.
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[Ab] Now if women like [Fm] them, like men like those, [Bbm] why don't women [Ab] like me? _
_ [Db] Look at Empress _ [Ab]
Josephine, [C] the most [Bb] attractive woman that [Eb] ever was seen,
[Ab] Yet _ [Fm] Napoleon's short and fat, _ [F] captivates a lovely looking dame [Eb] like that.
[Fm] Now if women [Ab] like them, like men [Eb] like [Bb] those, why [Eb] don't women like me?
[F] Hey, hey, why [Eb] don't women [Ab] like me? _
Last night [C] I went out [F] walking, my _ [Bb] intentions were to click, _
[Eb] But the sights I saw while walking out, they [Db] nearly made [Ab] me sick. _
I must admit [Fm] I saw some girls [Gm] attractive [Bb] _ little dears, _ _
_ I'm in arm [Eb] with ugly men [Bb] with _ [G] cauliflower [Eb] _ ears.
[Ab] Now if women like them, like men [Eb] like [Bb] those, why [Eb] don't women [Ab] like me? _ _
_ [Db] What can the [Ab] _ attraction [Bb] be?
That's the thing that always starts to [Ebm] worry me,
[Ab] Although [C] I haven't got [F] a bean, [G] I've got [Fm] a lot of things the girls [G] have never seen.
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[Fm] Now if women like them, like [Ab] men like those, why [Eb] don't women like [Ab] me?
[F] Hey, hey, why [Eb] don't women [Ab] like me? _
Now I [Cm] went for my [F] holidays [Bb] down to the gay side, _
[Eb] I saw [Bb] a lot of things [Eb] there [Ab] being hidden by the tide, _
The [Cm] way the women jumped [F]
around the men [Bb] there in the sea, _
_ [G] Made me think [Eb] that there [G] is still [Gm] a good chance left [Ebm] for me.
[Ab] Cos if women like them, like men [Eb] like [Bb] those, why don't women [Ab] like me? _
_ [Db] Of all the shapes and sizes [Ab] there, I've got a chance [F] of clicking, yes I do [Eb] declare,
[Ab] Oh I [Cm] don't want to be a [Fm] knight, I saw a lot [Bb] of things below the water [Eb] mark.
Now [Ab] if women like them, like men [Eb] like those, [Bb] why [Eb] don't women [Ab] like me?
[F] Hey, hey, [Bb] why [Eb] don't women like me?
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[Fm] Now if women like them, like men [Eb] like those, why don't women [Ab] like me? _
_ [Dbm] Egg Lord Nelson with [Fm] one limb, [Bb] Lady William Hamilton she fell [Eb] for him,
[C] One eye and one arm gone west, she ran [Bb] like the devil and she grabbed [Ebm] the rest.
[Ab] Now if women like them, like men like those, [Bb] why [Eb] don't women like me?
Hey, hey, [Bb] why [Eb] don't women like me? _
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