Chords for george formby the ukelele man

[Gb] _ _ _ [F] _ [D] _ [F] _ [Bbm] What are you doing here?
[Bb] Your ticket for the concert.
[Ab] Oh, thank you.
[Bbm] Goodbye.
[Ab] You ought to know better than to [Eb] try to sell me an instrument like [Bb] this.
It ought to be all right.
Nonsense.
Listen.
[Bbm] _ [Eb] No, see, it's not quite right.
Do you mind?
I'll show you.
_ _ [Bb] Come on and [Eb] hear my [Ab] ukulele.
Come on and hear, come on and [Bb] hear.
I give a [Eb] [Ab] demonstration daily.
Right over here, right over [F] here.
[A] Walk up, walk up.
[Bbm] Chalk this one up to me.
[D] Whenever I [Eb] play, the world goes [Ab] gay.
The ukulele man [Eb] is here.
[Ab] I'm the ukulele man. _
_ _ _ Come and listen if [Cm] you can. _
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] The children [Ab] love to hear me play.
They even make their mother stay [Bbm] and stand and listen
all the [Ab] day to the ukulele man.
He's the ukulele man.
He's the ukulele _ _ man.
I'm the ukulele man.
When I go out with [Db] my little [E] black case,
the strangest things [Ab] occur.
A lady smiled [Db] and asked me [E] in.
I stood [Ab] and looked at her.
[Bbm] She said, oh, doctor, look at this.
To undress [Ab] she began.
I shut my eyes and shouted, stop.
I'm the ukulele man.
He's the ukulele man. _
_ _ _ _ _ Ukulele man.
_ _ _ [Bbm] I'm not a [Eb] doctor, [Ab] that's quite true,
but I prescribe a tonic to.
You [Bbm] just smile and you'll come sailing [Ab] through
with the ukulele man.
When I go out [Db] with my little black case,
[E] some people get [Eb] me wrong.
[Ab] A nice young lady said to [Bb] me,
[E] I'm glad [Ab] you came along.
[Bbm] I'd like to see your underwear.
[Cm] Please show me [Bb] all [Eb] you can.
I [Ab] said, you won't see none of mine.
I'm the [Eb] ukulele [Ab] man.
He's the [Abm] ukulele [Ab] man.
_ _ _ He's the ukulele man.
_ _ _ [A] [Bbm] I'm not [Eb] a [Ab] salesman, you can guess,
but I sell something nonetheless.
[Bbm] So come and buy some [Eb] happiness [Ab] from the [Eb] [Ab] ukulele man.
When I go [Db] out with my little black [E] case,
the strangest [Eb] jobs I get.
[Ab] A lady shouted out [E] one day,
don't clean those [Ab] windows [Bbm] yet.
I'm in my bath, so go away,
but [Eb] promptly and I ran.
[Ab] I'm not cleaning windows,
now I'm the ukulele man.
He's the ukulele [Abm] man.
_ _ _ [Ab] He's the [F] ukulele man.
[Gm] _ _ [Am] _ [Fm] [Bbm] Though [Eb] cleaning [Ab] windows I refuse,
I've got a happy piece of [Bbm] news.
Now come and clean up all [Ab] your blues
and the ukulele man.
_ For it's a ghost from out to play,
for it is a lovely day.
Leave your suppers and make hay-hay
with the [Gb] ukulele man.
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[B] _ [Gb] _ [B] _ I'm the [Gb] [Abm] ukulele man.
_ Thank you.
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