H.Y.C.Y.BH Chords by Tom Cardy
Tempo:
119.8 bpm
Chords used:
Cm
Eb
F
C
Ebm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Jam Along & Learn...
[C] [Eb] [F] [C]
When my roommate comes into [F] the room looking for his car keys, [C]
I don't say it [Eb] yet.
And when he gets me [Eb] off the couch to check underneath the [Bbm] couch [C] cushions, I don't say it [Eb] yet.
And then when he says out loud, [Eb] I wonder where my [F] car keys are, I [Cm] still don't say it.
[Cm] But then he asks me, do [F] you know where my car [Cm] keys are?
I look at him in his face [F] and I say, have you [Cm] checked your bottles?
I have not seen your keys but since you're asking me, you better check up the bottles.
When my roommate comes into [F] the room looking for his car keys, [C]
I don't say it [Eb] yet.
And when he gets me [Eb] off the couch to check underneath the [Bbm] couch [C] cushions, I don't say it [Eb] yet.
And then when he says out loud, [Eb] I wonder where my [F] car keys are, I [Cm] still don't say it.
[Cm] But then he asks me, do [F] you know where my car [Cm] keys are?
I look at him in his face [F] and I say, have you [Cm] checked your bottles?
I have not seen your keys but since you're asking me, you better check up the bottles.
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Cm
Eb
F
C
Ebm
Cm
Eb
F
[C] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _ [C]
When my roommate comes into [F] the room looking for his car keys, _ [C] _
I don't say it [Eb] yet.
_ [Bb] _ _ [C] _
And when he gets me [Eb] off the couch to check underneath the [Bbm] couch [C] cushions, I don't say it [Eb] yet.
_ [Bb] _ [Cm] No.
And then when he says out loud, [Eb] I wonder where my [F] car keys are, I [Cm] still don't say it.
Still don't say it [F] yet. _ _
[Cm] But then he asks me, do [F] you know where my car [Cm] keys are?
I look at him in his face [F] and I say, _ have you [Cm] checked your bottles? _ _
_ _ I have not seen your keys but since you're asking me, you better check up the bottles.
I'm not [Eb] serious, I don't think it's up inside your big [Cm] brown business.
But a funnier thing to say to someone [Eb] who's lost [F] their shit and is stressed out [Eb] visibly,
when I see the best man starting to sweat, _ _ [Ebm] I don't say it yet.
_ [F] _ _ [Cm] _ When I see that little [Ab] ring bearer cunt getting yelled at by [Cm] his mum, oh, I still [F] don't say it.
[Cm] When I see the [Eb] groom asking the vicar if they [Ab] can wait just another [Cm] 15 minutes, I do not say it.
_ [F] _ [Cm] And when the father of the bride starts organising an ad hoc enu-bop of the courtyard area, I
want to but I do not say it.
It's the 11th hour with 300 [F] congregants under [Cm] God's rule.
The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly [F] all of the chatter goes [Cm] mute.
He says that they've misplaced the rings, could anyone [F] possibly know where they [Cm] are?
I know it's my client, I turn as I stand and say, [Ebm] vicar, _ _ [Cm] have you checked your [Ab] buttholes?
[Eb] Yeah, I have not _ _ [Cm]
seen [Eb] your ring but have you checked your ring?
My [Cm] ring, I mean, my love is patient, [Eb] love is kind, but if you ask [F] me where you get [Cm] mine,
I literally get anything you've asked before, [Eb] I'm gonna send you out, [F] that is off your right arm.
Where's my [Cm] phone?
Is it up your butthole?
I lost my loan?
Have you checked up your earhole?
I'm losing my patience.
[Abm] Check your eardrums?
Where is your class?
Have you [Eb] stuck a fork in your ass?
I just lost my grandma.
Oh my God, [Cm] I'm so sorry.
Are you capable of not saying she's up my arsehole?
Of course, mic and dolls.
I'm [Eb] not looking for a silly joke right now.
Yeah, yeah, [B] what are you looking for?
_ Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on.
[Dbm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ [N] _
When my roommate comes into [F] the room looking for his car keys, _ [C] _
I don't say it [Eb] yet.
_ [Bb] _ _ [C] _
And when he gets me [Eb] off the couch to check underneath the [Bbm] couch [C] cushions, I don't say it [Eb] yet.
_ [Bb] _ [Cm] No.
And then when he says out loud, [Eb] I wonder where my [F] car keys are, I [Cm] still don't say it.
Still don't say it [F] yet. _ _
[Cm] But then he asks me, do [F] you know where my car [Cm] keys are?
I look at him in his face [F] and I say, _ have you [Cm] checked your bottles? _ _
_ _ I have not seen your keys but since you're asking me, you better check up the bottles.
I'm not [Eb] serious, I don't think it's up inside your big [Cm] brown business.
But a funnier thing to say to someone [Eb] who's lost [F] their shit and is stressed out [Eb] visibly,
when I see the best man starting to sweat, _ _ [Ebm] I don't say it yet.
_ [F] _ _ [Cm] _ When I see that little [Ab] ring bearer cunt getting yelled at by [Cm] his mum, oh, I still [F] don't say it.
[Cm] When I see the [Eb] groom asking the vicar if they [Ab] can wait just another [Cm] 15 minutes, I do not say it.
_ [F] _ [Cm] And when the father of the bride starts organising an ad hoc enu-bop of the courtyard area, I
want to but I do not say it.
It's the 11th hour with 300 [F] congregants under [Cm] God's rule.
The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly [F] all of the chatter goes [Cm] mute.
He says that they've misplaced the rings, could anyone [F] possibly know where they [Cm] are?
I know it's my client, I turn as I stand and say, [Ebm] vicar, _ _ [Cm] have you checked your [Ab] buttholes?
[Eb] Yeah, I have not _ _ [Cm]
seen [Eb] your ring but have you checked your ring?
My [Cm] ring, I mean, my love is patient, [Eb] love is kind, but if you ask [F] me where you get [Cm] mine,
I literally get anything you've asked before, [Eb] I'm gonna send you out, [F] that is off your right arm.
Where's my [Cm] phone?
Is it up your butthole?
I lost my loan?
Have you checked up your earhole?
I'm losing my patience.
[Abm] Check your eardrums?
Where is your class?
Have you [Eb] stuck a fork in your ass?
I just lost my grandma.
Oh my God, [Cm] I'm so sorry.
Are you capable of not saying she's up my arsehole?
Of course, mic and dolls.
I'm [Eb] not looking for a silly joke right now.
Yeah, yeah, [B] what are you looking for?
_ Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on.
[Dbm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ [N] _
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