Chords for Hairspray Miss Baltimore crabs (HQ)

_ Front step, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, front step.
Back and to front step, cha-cha-cha.
Dami, sharper.
Nice. _ _
_ Again.
_ [A] Front step, cha-cha-cha.
Oh my god, Penny, there's Link.
Link.
_ Penny, [F#m] pinch me. _
_ [C#] Front step, front step. Again.
You told me to.
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
I can't believe I'm really here [G] watching you audition.
_ _ Front step, cha-cha [A]-cha.
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, front [F#] step.
[Fm] Back and to, oh, Amber, look at this motley crew.
[Em] Ugh, this town [Fm] sure has gone downhill
since I was [A#] crowned Miss Baltimore Crown.
Ugh, [Fm] oh [D] my god.
[G#] How times [Fm] have changed.
[G] These girls [G#m] must be blind or [G] [B] completely [G#m] deranged.
[G] But time seemed to halt [A#] when I was Miss [Fm] Baltimore Crown.
Amber, [G#m] that move is far [C#] too dirty.
Mother, wake up from [C] that dream of yours.
[Fm] This isn't 1930.
_ You can laugh, but life's a test.
Don't [G#m] do this, don't do that, remember?
Mother knew best.
[C#] For the [G] crowns and the vaults,
[A#] from when I won Miss Baltimore [Fm] _ Crown.
[C#] You have the perfect ammunition.
Let me show you [C#m] how your [C] mommy dare
took out the [Fm] [C] competition.
[F] Girls, [Em] go get them.
[B] Boys, let's rumba.
[Fm] _ _ Four, [C#] five, [A] six.
[A#m] The four runner-ups might still hold some [G] [Cm] grudges.
They patted their cups, but [F] I screwed the judges.
[G#] Those broads thought they'd win
[G#m] if a play they would [C#] spin [C] in their [G] dance. _
[C] Not a chance.
[F#] Boys, [G#] put me down.
[C#] [C] Oh, good morning, ladies.
[C#] Let's [G] see what you [Em] got.
Twist, twist, twist, twist,
mashed potato mambo.
Ready, [E] begin.
On my show, you'll [C] never find
a thrusting hip or bumping breast.
What's [C#] that dance for fleas and ticks?
Oh, you should have [C] seen my bag of tricks.
[Fm] Oh, I hid the [G#] stage by [Fm] tons of plays.
[G#m] While Belting Aida and preparing soupes.
[G] _ [A#m] _ Triple somersault [C#] is how I [C#m] clinched Miss Baltimore.
[D] _ Carras.
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ [D] _ _
[D#] _ _ _ _ [G#] _ [Am] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#m] _ [G#] _ _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D#] _ _
[C#] _ [F] _ [F#m] _ [F#] _ [Bm] _ _ [F#] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[C] _ _ Proceed.
Are you [D] scared we're on live?
[E] No, I'm sure [D] I can cope.
Well, [G] this show [G#] isn't broadcasting.
[F] Cinema scope.
I [A#m] never drank [Am] one [G] chocolate malt.
No dessert for Miss [D] Baltimore.
_ Carras.
[C] _ [G#] _ [C#] This [Fm] one will never get a date
in those hand-me-down clothes.
[G#m] Kit, she'll never get a date
[G] if daddy buys her [G#m] a new nose.
[A#m] I would say, oh, I can move.
If I wasn't [C#m] Miss [Fm] Baltimore.
_ [C#] Carras.
[C] _ _ [Fm] _ Do you dance [C#] like you dress?
[D] Amber, there's no need to [Fm] be cruel.
Would [C#m] you swim [C#] in an integrated pool?
[D] I sure would.
I'm all for [D#] integration.
It's the new frontier.
_ [F#m] Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
First impressions [D] can be tough.
And [D#] when I saw you, [A] I knew it.
[C#] If your [F#] size [C#] weren't enough,
[D] your last answer just blew it.
[Gm] And so, my dear, [A#] so short [Gm] and stout.
[A#m] Not for me.
But we're [D#] kicking you out
with your [Cm] form and your face.
[G#] All of this [A] is your fault.
You're just [Fm] down [A] with a [E] case of Miss _ Baltimore. _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ You may [A] go.
Um, [Gm] _ thank you.
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [A#] _ [D#] _ _ [D] _ _