Dinosaur Chords by Hank Williams Jr

[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [E] _
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[E] _ Hey man, them ain't [A] high heel sneakers
And [E] _ the show don't look [A] like cowboy boots _
[E] _ That ain't rockin' [A] when you're playin' _
[F#] _ And the show ain't country [B] or rhythm and blues
You're [A] singin' a [B] song about makin' [E] love to your drummer _
Well [A] gay [B] guitar pickers [E] don't turn me on
And _
[A] we don't [B] all get into [E] Donna Summer
Do [F#] you happen to know any old Hank [B] Williams songs?
Cause you [A] see I'm a [B] dinosaur
_ [E] _ [D#m] _ [C#m] [B] I should have [A] died out a [B] long [E] time [D#m] before
[C#] [B] Half [A]-penny on a [B] dinosaur
_ [E] _ [D#m] _ [C#] _
[F#m] Hand me my hat, excuse me [B] man, but [E] where's the door? _ _
[Am] _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] Used to be I had a lot [A] of fun in this old hangout
_ [E] We'd get stoned at the jukebox [A] and stay out of fights
_ _ [E] Now and then, a little [A] smoke in the truck out back
And [F#] _ a little old Jim Beam [B] and we'd get right
And you [A] know these flashing [B] lights sure [E] make me dizzy
And [A] if this goes [B] very strange [E] to my ears
It [A] looks like they've [B] turned the Longhorn [E] into a spaceship
And [F#] I'll be leavin' just as soon as I [B] finish this beer
Cause you see [A] I'm a [B] dinosaur _
[E] _ [D#] _ [C#] [B] Should have died [A] out a [B] long [E]
time [D#m] before
[C#] [B] There's a whole [A] lot of [B] dinosaurs _
[E] _ [D#m] _ [C#m] Give [F#m] us our hats, excuse [B] me man, but [E] where's the door?
Give [F#m] us our hats, _ [B] excuse me man, but [E] where's the door? _ _