Chords for Highly Suspect's Hilarious John Varvatos GRAMMY Wardrobe Takeover

You can put pickles on anything, kids.
Peanut butter, actually.
You can put peanut butter on a pickle.
You put like peanut butter.
Have you ever put peanut butter on a pickle?
You can put a pickle on peanut butter.
And it tastes delicious.
Or use it to scoop the peanut butter.
Yeah.
It's the sweet and savory.
John's clothes are sweet and savory.
Like [Bm] dill.
Pickles on peanut butter.
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Thank you [E] very much for coming here, guys.
Congratulations on your [G] nominations.
Our goal here is to make you [N] guys look super chic, super awesome when you guys are walking
down the red carpet.
So enjoy the process.
You're going to have a lot of time.
I promise you, you're going to be looking fantastic.
We chose John because we like John.
We know [F] John.
He's a really wonderful guy.
He's very in [D] tune with rock and roll and [Em] music in general.
It just has kind of the right vibe.
It has all that crazy flash in a subtle way.
You can wear something that from 15 feet away looks like just a nice tailored suit.
But then you get up close to it and there's all kinds of crazy [N] stuff going on the inside
and _ special pockets and everything.
It's just really nice and good material and everything.
It's like a pizza.
If you take some dill pickle [F] slices and you put that on the [Eb] pizza, everyone's like,
I never expected that.
That's a crazy flavor.
But the pizza doesn't look too crazy.
It still looks like a pizza.
But then there's these little parts that_
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_ _ _ [F] I'm most excited to bump into Muse because we're in the same category.
And for the longest time, those were kind of like our heroes.
It's kind of a mindfuck.
It's like, I never saw this day coming.
I'm really hoping that I bump into Kendrick Lamar at the Grammys.
I don't know what I would say to him, but I just want to be like, excuse me, close to
him and see what he smells like.
_ That'd be good enough.
_ I have a feeling he smells wonderful.
Probably, yeah. _
But who knows?
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_ I don't have any style icons.
[Db] I think that defeats the purpose.
If you're trying to imitate somebody, if you're trying to look [E] just like somebody else, then
you can't become [Eb] a fashion icon.
It's not my goal to [Gb] become a fashion icon, [F] but I am having a lot more [N] fun just_
There are no rules.
I don't think_
There are for some people, right?
I mean, all the tabloids, they'll say, who wore it best?
You can do this, but you can't do that.
And that's, I guess, what fashion is built upon.
So I think it's really fun that that industry is already set up.
And they already have these [F] guidelines for what fashion should be.
And it's [Db] fun to just go into a store and break them and put things together that you wouldn't
typically, that aren't on the mannequin.
It should never look like a mannequin.
There's a tip for you guys.
Don't look like the mannequin.
The mannequin is a fucking lie.
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_ [F] I actually [A] took my suit pretty much straight off a mannequin.
Me too.
It looked really good.
I was_
_ Fuck me.
I'm just going to wear that.
Life is a lie.
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