Chords for I Can't Watch This

[D] _ Can't watch this [Am] _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] can't watch this [Am] I [G] _ _
[Am] _ [D] can't watch this [Am] _ [Bm] I _
[D] _ can't watch _ [Am] this
[G] my
[Am] _ _ TV makes me so bored makes me say oh [D] my [C] lord
What is this garbage here when I cover my eyes [F] and plug [D] my ears it [Am] sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry lowers my IQ [D] one notch, [Am] and that's the reason why I [D] can't watch [A] I
[E] Told [Bm] you [Am] homeboy.
I [D] can't watch this
[Am] _ [G] Yeah, nothing but [F#] trash, and you know I [D] can't watch this
[Am] _ [D] Poke out my eyes man.
I can't watch [Am] this
[Dm] Yo, give me [D] that remote control watch this [Am] talking about six shows of America's funniest home videos
I can't believe my eyes want to see the kind of stuff that wins first prize somebody
Or old mom falls down off the roof [Dm] lands right on the lot papers [F#] _ [B] on a rake [Am] I hear they got it on the [D] 17th
That's [Am] funny.
That's a kick in the [D] crotch and that [C] kind of show.
Oh, I [D] can't watch
[Am] _ _ [E] [Bm] Yo, [Am] I told you I [D] can't watch [Am] this
_ [B] Change the [D] channel now man.
I can't watch this [Am] yo pass [D] the TV got here suckers
I can't watch this [Am] husby show and Roseanne think I've taken about as much as I can't judge Wapner
[B] Oh my [Am] you gotta be Raymond like this guy better something.
It's alright if you like hearing yuppies whining on my cancer
_ [B] Twin [Am] beats wish they lynched those don't [D] need free so [Am] fiscal honey bird [D] bums.
I don't go home.
I just sit on their thumbs
[B] [Am] That's word [Em] because you [A] know
[D] Can't watch this _ [Am] _ [D] _
I
Can't watch _ [Am] this
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_ [Am] _ _ [D] Oh _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ stop _ _ prime time, I'm pretty [Am] sure [B] I'll be sick if I [C] have to watch [Dm] another stupid picture
I [F] got with the real [B] bad
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[Am] system here weird
Toxos about pansexual not to get to know their mood crude [B] and [A] vile just for a minute
Let's flip [D] down the dial it
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[D] Yeah, I can't watch [Am] this
_ Look man, I [Dm] can't watch this [Am] I [E] can't take [B] the torture no more.
[D] I can't I can't watch this
[B] Pay the bills station [Am] break break it down
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You've got a headache _ _ _ _ _
_ Stop _ _ _ _ _ _ table time [B] HBO [Am] and playboy show time and MTV
I might like them [E] more [A] after my [F] lobotomy [D] now.
Why did [Am] I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up 80 [B] channel [C] and each one [D] scum just brainless [Am] blood and [G] guts and [Am] mindless DNA
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