I Crush Everything Chords by Jonathan Coulton
Tempo:
95.1 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
Em
A
Bm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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[G] [C]
[D] [Am]
[G] [D]
I lie [G] below,
[D] you float [G] above
In the pretty white [G] ships that I've [D] been dreaming of
And I'd like to swim [A] beside you, [G] getting dizzy in [A] your wake
[A] to touch you, [G] getting brave [A] enough to take you [D] into my arms
[D] [Am]
[G] [D]
I lie [G] below,
[D] you float [G] above
In the pretty white [G] ships that I've [D] been dreaming of
And I'd like to swim [A] beside you, [G] getting dizzy in [A] your wake
[A] to touch you, [G] getting brave [A] enough to take you [D] into my arms
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D
G
Em
A
Bm
D
G
Em
_ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ I lie [G] below, _
_ _ [D] _ you float [G] above
_ _ _ [D] _
In the pretty white [G] ships _ that I've [D] been dreaming of
[G] _ _
_ And I'd like to swim [A] beside you, [G] getting dizzy in [A] your wake
[G] Getting close enough [A] to touch you, [G] getting brave [A] enough to take you [D] into my arms
Bring me down, be [Bm] with me _ _
[D] But I [Em] can't do that thing [D] anymore _
_ [E] I can't be the thing I [Bm] was before
_ _ [G] Maybe I am better [D] off alone
Because [E] I crush everything and I crush everything and I crush [D] everything
_ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ My [Em] body's strong, _ _ _ [D] _
my will [Em] is weak
I _
[D] _ got pretty [Em] nice arms, but [D] I hate my beak
[G] And _ the dolphins [A] are all phony, [G] they seem nice enough [A] at first
[G] But they pretend to be [A] your friend until [G] they see you at [A] your worst
And [D] then they leave you _ without a word, they swim away
_ _ So I [Em] can't do that thing [D] anymore
I _ [E] can't be the thing I [Bm] was before _ _
[D] Maybe [Em] I am better [D] off alone
_ [E] Because I crush everything and I crush everything and I crush [B] everything
[Bm] _ _
And everything [F#m] I want, [Em] I take _
[G] _ [Bm] And everything [F#m] I love, [Em] I bring
[G] _ [Bm] And every night [F#m] I lie [Em] awake _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ Did the stars [Em] come out?
_ _ _ [D] _
Did the world [Em] spin round? _ _
[D] _ Does it matter [Em] that much _ [D] when you're ten miles down?
[Em] _ _ _ [G] In the light that [A] filters down to [G] my giant [A] yellow eye
[G] I can see the [A] sails unfolding, [G] stretching wide [A] against the sky
And [D] I forgive them, I forgive _ [C] and I [G] let go
_ _ Cause I [Em] can't do that [D] thing anymore
I [E] can't be the thing I [Bm] was before
Maybe [G] _ [Em] I am better [D] off alone
_ [E] Because I crush everything and I crush everything and I crush [D] everything _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _
I lie [Em] below, _ _ _
[D] _ you float [Em] above
_ _ [D] _ In the pretty [Em] white ships _ [D] that I am dreaming of _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ I lie [G] below, _
_ _ [D] _ you float [G] above
_ _ _ [D] _
In the pretty white [G] ships _ that I've [D] been dreaming of
[G] _ _
_ And I'd like to swim [A] beside you, [G] getting dizzy in [A] your wake
[G] Getting close enough [A] to touch you, [G] getting brave [A] enough to take you [D] into my arms
Bring me down, be [Bm] with me _ _
[D] But I [Em] can't do that thing [D] anymore _
_ [E] I can't be the thing I [Bm] was before
_ _ [G] Maybe I am better [D] off alone
Because [E] I crush everything and I crush everything and I crush [D] everything
_ _ _ [C] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ My [Em] body's strong, _ _ _ [D] _
my will [Em] is weak
I _
[D] _ got pretty [Em] nice arms, but [D] I hate my beak
[G] And _ the dolphins [A] are all phony, [G] they seem nice enough [A] at first
[G] But they pretend to be [A] your friend until [G] they see you at [A] your worst
And [D] then they leave you _ without a word, they swim away
_ _ So I [Em] can't do that thing [D] anymore
I _ [E] can't be the thing I [Bm] was before _ _
[D] Maybe [Em] I am better [D] off alone
_ [E] Because I crush everything and I crush everything and I crush [B] everything
[Bm] _ _
And everything [F#m] I want, [Em] I take _
[G] _ [Bm] And everything [F#m] I love, [Em] I bring
[G] _ [Bm] And every night [F#m] I lie [Em] awake _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ Did the stars [Em] come out?
_ _ _ [D] _
Did the world [Em] spin round? _ _
[D] _ Does it matter [Em] that much _ [D] when you're ten miles down?
[Em] _ _ _ [G] In the light that [A] filters down to [G] my giant [A] yellow eye
[G] I can see the [A] sails unfolding, [G] stretching wide [A] against the sky
And [D] I forgive them, I forgive _ [C] and I [G] let go
_ _ Cause I [Em] can't do that [D] thing anymore
I [E] can't be the thing I [Bm] was before
Maybe [G] _ [Em] I am better [D] off alone
_ [E] Because I crush everything and I crush everything and I crush [D] everything _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _
I lie [Em] below, _ _ _
[D] _ you float [Em] above
_ _ [D] _ In the pretty [Em] white ships _ [D] that I am dreaming of _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _