Chords for I'd Love To Knock The Hell Out Of You

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_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ Oh, _ _ _ I'd love to knock the hell _ [F] out of you. _ _
_ And [G] if you keep messing _ around, I'm going [C] to.
_ _ _ [G] _
_ So [C] if you're looking for trouble, _ tell you what [F] you do. _ _ _
_ _ [G] Come over and get the shit knocked [C] out of you. _ _ _
_ _ Now, I have always been a [F] peaceful man. _ _
_ _ [G] But I get hostile if you screw with [C] my _ plans.
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_ _ [C] Do unto others as you'd like [E] [F] done to you.
[C] _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [G] Believe me, brother, that is the [C] golden rule.
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_ _ [C] I've been through windows, doors, TVs, [F] and _ chairs. _
_ _ [G] But I never let go, and I pulled out most of [C] their hair.
_ [G] _
_ Now, [C] I've mellowed a lot since then.
So it [F] takes two _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [G] seconds for me to knock the hell right [C] out of _ [G] you. _
_ Oh, I'd love to knock the hell [C] [F] out of you. _ _
_ _ [G] And if you keep pushing my button, I'm [C] going to.
_ _ [G] _
_ So [C] if you're looking for trouble, _ tell you [F] what you do.
_ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [G] Come over and get some shit knocked [C] out of you. _ _ _
_ _ Now, ladies and gentlemen, I know that David Alan Cope
thought he had the [F] perfect country and western song.
But you don't have to [G] talk about drinking or prison or
dying or divorce.
All [C] you have to talk about is the basic, [G] deep down human
[C] emotions that we all feel inside.
That's [F] why [C] this is the perfect [Dm] country and western song.
Cause [G] I'd love to knock the hell right [C] out of you.
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_ _ _ _ _ Yes, sir, right away.