Chords for I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch

[G] _ Of all the [C] saddest words that I have ever [D] heard, the saddest is the story [G] told me by a bird.
He had spent [C] about an hour chatting with [D] a flower, and here is the tale the [G] flower told.
I'm a lonely [C] little petunia in an [D] onion patch, an onion patch, [G] an onion patch.
I'm a lonely [C] little petunia in an [D] onion patch, and all I do is cry [G] all [C] day.
Boo hoo, [G] boo hoo.
[C] The air is so [D] strong it takes my breath away.
[G] I'm a lonely little petunia [C] in an [D] onion patch, oh won't you come and play [G] with me.
Put me [C] in this bed, I'll bet his [D] face is red.
I call him [G] down with every teardrop that I shed.
If I only [C] had him here, I'd take him by [D] the ear and make him share my [G] misery.
I'm a lonely [C] little petunia in an [D] onion patch, an onion patch, [G] an onion patch.
I'm a lonely little petunia [C] in an [D] onion patch, and all I do is cry [G] all [C] day.
Boo hoo, [G] boo hoo.
[Am] The air is so [D] strong it takes my breath away.
[G] I'm a lonely [C] little petunia in an [D] onion patch, oh won't you come and play [G] with me.
My nerves begin to [C] crack each time [D] I see a track made by a kitty [G] with a stripe right down his back.
If he'd ever [C] stop by me, I think I'd [D] rather be a dead petunia, [G] wouldn't you?
I'm a lonely little [C] petunia in an onion [D] patch, an onion [G] patch, an onion patch.
I'm a lonely [C] little petunia in an [D] onion patch, and all I [G] do is cry all day.
[C] Boo hoo, [G] boo hoo.
[D] The air is so strong it takes my breath away.
[G] I'm a lonely [C] little petunia in an [D] onion patch, oh won't you