Chords for If Beethoven Were A METAL Bassist...

[Em] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [Em] _ [E] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ [Gm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Ah, splendid Ludwig, perhaps some of your [Gm] finest work yet.
[Cm] _ _ _
What's wrong old [G] chap?
[Bb] My [Ab] music is becoming too bland.
[Cm] It needs more emotion, _ [Fm] power [Dm] and anger.
[G] Well, I don't know about that.
Your [Cm] music is some of the most delightful and sophisticated I've [Gm] ever heard.
[Ab] But the people don't want delightful [Fm] and sophisticated.
They [Bb] want epic and awesome.
And [Fm] that's why I [Bb] bought this new instrument, [Gm] _ _ _
Ludwig.
[Bb] _ [Ab] And I've been playing lots of _ _ metal music [Fm] on it.
Oh dear [Bb] Ludwig, I never thought you'd stoop so low as to play one of those [Gbm] _ electric guitars.
_ _ [B] _ What [Em] did you call [N] this instrument?
_ An electric guitar. _
This is no electric guitar. _ _
[Gm] This _ is a bass.
[Cm] _
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_ Much better [Dbm] Ludwig.
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