Chords for Jilted John

_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
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_ [F] I've been [C] going out with [Dm] a girl, her [G] name is [F] Julie, but last night she said to me, when we were watching [C] Sammy, _ this is what she said,
She said, listen [G] John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy, I don't want to put on you, so it's [A] the end [C] for you and me.
_ _ _ _ _ Who's this bloke, I [G] asked her, [F] Gordon, she [G] replied, not that pup I said you'd make, yes, but he's [C] no pup to cry, he's more of a man than you'll ever be.
_ [D] _ _ _
Here we go, two, three, [C] four. _ _ _
_ _ _ I [G] was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop, [F] when I came out [C] there was Gordon standing at the bus stop.
And guess who was with him?
_ Yeah, Julie.
And they were both laughing at me.
[F] Oh she is [G] cruel and [F] heartless, two-pack [G] meat for Gordon, [F] just because he's [C] better looking than [F] me, just because he's [C] cool and trendy.
_ [F] But I know [A] he's a [F] moron, Gordon [C] is a [F] moron, Gordon [C] is a [F] moron, Gordon [C] is a moron. _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] Here we go, two, three, [C] four. _ _ _ _ _
Oh she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart, he's very cheap, she is a slut, it pisses tough, she is a bitch, he is a pup, yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
_ I'm so upset, _ I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah, yeah. _
I got to smash his face in, _ _ yeah but he's bigger than me isn't he?
_ I know, I'm going to make Barry to eat, he's threatening.
_ _ Yeah but Barry's going to make a war with me, isn't he?
_ _ Oh well, I don't care.
_ _ _ I don't care, I don't care, because he's a slag and he's a creep. _ _ _
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