16 Little Red Noses And A Horse That Sweats Chords by Jim Stafford

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[G] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ I [C] said yeah, [G] yeah, [F] yeah, _ [A] _ _ [Bbm] no, [C] no, no, no, no, no, [G] _
no, no, no, [Gm] _ _
[F] no, _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
[F] _ no, [Bb] _ _
[Cm] no, no, no, no, _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _
[F] _ _ no,
no, no, [C] no, no, no, no, no, _
[Gm] _ _ no. _ _
_ [Em] My wife [C] ran off _ [F] with the garbage man. _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ My wife [C]
ran off [Eb] _ _ with the [Gm] garbage man.
I _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _
[G] don't miss that woman. _ _
[F] _ [Eb] But somebody got her [Cm] empty my [Em] can. _ _ _
[Gm] Let me tell you what happened. _ _
[C] Came home the other night, _ caught the two of you [Gm] alone.
[C] _
[G] Then he told me he was a nudist.
Who [Cm] came in to use the [F] phone?
_ Well I [Dm] come from Alabama [F] baby.
_ [Eb] _ And I got this [C]
banjo on my knee. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] Now you know [Em] I love to [G] pick the banjo.
[F] _
_ [Bb] Why does the whole wide [C] world got to pick on me?
_ _ _ [Gm] _
Listen to this, honey.
_ _ [C] _
I'm going to take you over to my [Bb] place.
_ [C] _
I'm going to stomp on your [Gm] head.
[C] _
I'm going to kill you so bad.
You're [Cm] going to wish you wasn't dead.
_ [F] _
_ _ I'm going to mess with you baby. _ _ _ _ _
Let me tell you what I'm [Cm] going to do. _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
I'm going to take you to a secret [G] place where I got a vat full [A] of dipity doo.
Sixteen little red noses and a horse of sweat.
Going to dip you in that dipity doo.
Tie a rubber band around my fanny and run [Bbm] around you screaming I'm an airplane.
[B] Make me take off.
[C] Cause I love you daddy.
Love _ [Eb] you pretty mama.
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ [Gm] No, no.
No, no.
[F] _ [A] Yeah!
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[Eb] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _