Chords for John Williamson - Old Man Emu (Lyric Video)

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_ Let me tell you a woman he took you with an old man [G#] he knew
[C#] He's got a beak and feathers and things but the poor old fiddler ain't [C#] got no wings
_ Aren't you jealous of the witch-tailed eagle?
_ [G#] [C#] Well the eagle's flying round and round to keep him two feet firmly on the ground
Now I can't fly but I'm telling you I could run the pants off a kangaroo _ _
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ [C#] He can't fly but I'm telling you he can run [G#] the pants off a [C#] kangaroo _ _
_ _ _ _ Well he was the model for the 50 cents
_ [D#] [G#] The [C#] designer should have had more sense
_ _ Take a look it'll prove to you I ran the pants off that kangaroo _ _
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ [C#] Take a look it'll prove to you he ran [G#] the pants off a [C#] kangaroo _ _
_ _ _ You can't loop the loo like a cockatoo
_ [G#] _ [C#] Swoop and toss like an _ _ _ albatross
Silly galah I'm better by far than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar
They squeak and squawk and try and talk
Well I mean they're names like cheese and chalk _ _
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ [G#] He can't fly but I'm telling you he can run the pants off a [C#] kangaroo _
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_ _ _ _ Well a dingo came around one day
[D#] _ [G#] _ [C#] Hey [F#] there Emu you wanna [C#] play?
_ _ But the Emu was too smart for him
[D#] _ _ [G#] _ Walked right up and kicked him in the [C#] shin _ _ _ _ _ _
[G#] _ He can't [F#] fly but I'm [C#] telling you he can run the pants off a dingo
Oh yeah but he had to kick you in the shin first _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well the last time I saw old man Emu _
He was chasing [F#] a [C#] female he knew _ _
As he shot past I heard him say _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ She can't fly but I'm telling you she can run the pants off a kangaroo _
_ _ _ _ [D#] _ [G#] _ She can't [F#] fly but I'm telling [C#] you she can run the [G#] pants off a [C#] kangaroo _
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_ _ _ _ Well there is a moral to this ditty
_ [D#] _ [C#] Crush can sing but he ain't pretty
_ [G#] _ [C#] Duck can swim but he can't sing
Nor can the [G#] eagle on [C#] the wing
Emu can't fly but I'm telling you he can run the pants [G#] off a [C#] kangaroo _ _
_ _ _ [G#] _ [C#] Well the cook a bar of laugh and he said it's true _ _ _ _ _ _
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