Junk Food Junkie Chords by Larry Groce

_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] You know I love that organic [A] cooking I always ask for more [E] and they call me [C#] mr.
Natural [F#] on down [B] to the health food store [E] I only eat good seesaw [A] white sugar don't
[E] touch my lips and my [B] friends is always begging [F#] me to take them on [B] macro body
trips yes they [C#m] are _ all but not I take out my strongbox [F#] that I keep under lock
and [C#m] key and I take it off to my closet [D#] where nobody [G#] else can see I [C#] open that
door so slowly take a peek up north and south [Em] then I pull out a [C#] hostess Twinkie
and I'm off [E] it in my mouth _ _ _ _ _ _ _ yeah [A] in the daytime I'm [E] mr.
[B] natural healthy [E] as I can
be but at night I'm a [C#m] junk food junkie [G#] good lord have pity on me [E] _ [B] _
_ [E] _ _ well at
lunchtime you can always find me at the whole earth vitamin bar just sucking on
my [C#] plain white yogurt [F#] from a hand [B]-thrown pottery jar and [E] sipping a little
hand-pressed cider [A] with a carrot stick for [E] dessert and wiping my [C#] face in a
natural [F#] way on the sleeve of my [E] peasant shirt oh [C#m] yeah _ _ _ _ [G#] ah but when that clock
strikes [F#m] midnight and I'm all [C#m] by myself I work at combination on [D#] my secret
hideaway show [C#m] and I pull out some Fritos corn chips [F#] dr.
pepper and old
moon [D#m] pie then I sit back and glorious [C#] expectation of [F#] a genuine junk food high
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ oh yeah anytime I'm mr.
natural [B] yeah the healthy as [E] I can be all but at night
I'm a junk food junkie [G#] good lord have [C#m] pity on me [E] all right [B] _ _ [E] _ my friends down at
the [A] commune they think I'm pretty [E] neat oh [B] I don't know [C#] nothing about arts and
crafts but I [B] give them all something to eat [E] I'm a friend to old Yule Gibbons [A] and
only eat a [E] homegrown spice I got a John Keith's autograph [C#] Grecian urn filled [B] up
with my brown rice yes [C#m] I do _ _ [G#] oh folks but lately I have been spotted [F#m] with a big
Mac on my [C#m] breath _ _ _ [C#] stumbling into a Colonel Sanders with a face [G#] as white as
death [C#m] I'm afraid someday they'll find me [F#m] just stretched out [C#] on my bed [E] with a
handful of Pringles potato [F#] chips and [B] a ding-dong by my head
[A] _ _ [E] _ healthy as I can be but at night I'm a [C#m] junk food junkie good lord [C#] have pity on me _
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