I Do Not Hook Up Chords by Kelly Clarkson

_ [A#] _ _ _ Oh, you're kidding me.
_ _ [D#] Well, that's why [A#] the rich don't pay taxes.
[C] _ _ [A#] _ _ _ [D#] _
_ _ _ More champagne! _
More champagne!
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [E] Oh, sweetheart, [A] put the [C#m] bottle down.
You [A] got too much talent.
[E] I see [A] you through those [C#m] bloodshot eyes.
[A] There's a cure, you found [E] it.
From ocean [Am] spots you caught [C#m] that chill.
[A] Now don't deny [E] it, but boys will [A] be boys, oh yes [C#m] they will.
[E] They don't wanna [F#] divide [A] it, just give up the game and get into me.
[F#] If you're looking for thrill, get COVID.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ I [A] do not [E] hook _ _ _ _ [A] or sew, [C#m] so if you want me, [F#] I don't critique.
Keep _ [A] your hand in my hand, [B] I'm gonna sleep.
_ [E] I _ _ _ do not hook or _ _ _ _
[A] be, [C#m] so if you want [F#] me, I don't [A] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
critique.
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_ _ [C#m] _ _ Oh, [A] these strawberries are delicious.
_ _ [E] I can't [A] cook, no, but I [C#m] can clean.
_ [A] Up the [E] mess she left, lay your [A] head down and feel [C#m] the _ beat.
[A] As I kiss your [E] forehead, this may [A] not last, but this [C#m] is now.
_ [E] To [F#] love the one [A] you're with, you wanna change.
But you're chasing your _ [F#] telequivix, won't ever get you where.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ I [A] do not [E] hook or _ _ _ [A] sew, [C#m] so if you want me, [F#] I don't critique.
_ [A] Keep your hand in my hand, [B] I'm gonna sleep.
_ [E] I _ _ _ do not hook or _ _ _ [A] be, _ [C#m] so if you want [F#] me, I _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [C#] don't critique.
I feel the distance [C#m] _ _ _ [E] _
between [A] _ _ _ [F#m] us _ _ [C#m] could be over _ [E] _ _
_ [A] with a snap _ [F#] of a finger.
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ [A] do not [E] hook or _ _ sew, [A] _ [C#] so if you want me, [F#] I don't critique.
Keep [A] your hand in my hand, I'm gonna [B] sleep.
_ [E] _ I _ _ [A] do not [E] hook _ _
_ _ _ [A] or be, _ [C#m] cause the [F#] more that you try _ _ [A] _ _
to [B] stay,
_ _ [C#m] the more [F#] that you try, the harder [A] _ _
_ [B] to stay.
[E] Good night, sweetheart, put the bottle down, cause you don't wanna miss out.
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