Chords for Kinky Friedman - Waitret Please Waitret

Tempo:
150 bpm
Chords used:

E

A

B

C

Eb

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret Please Waitret chords
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[N] [C] All right, I'm wired and inspired now [Eb] fasten your seatbelts let's turn on the juice and cut the damn thing loose
[D] [B]
Well, [E] I pulled in the Dalit on a [A] cold December [E] day
More coffee and a donut at [B] the greasy spoon cafe
[E] Spied me a pretty young waitress
[A] Standing by a [E] tray, but you couldn't believe her sweet young ears [B] when the waitress heard me [E] say
All wait
Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap.
[B] Well, it ain't no disgrace.
Well, [E] bring me a low-star [A] making
[E] Case and wait, please wait, come [B] sit on my [E]
face
Then I walked up to the jukebox
[A] Feeling I would [E] be the waitress said hey stupid.
[B] That's a cigarette machine
[E] Well, look here young waitress, would [A] you care to make a [E] bed and if that there ain't a jukebox you can't smoke my cigarette
All wait, please wait
Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap.
[B] Well, it ain't no disgrace.
[E] Well, bring me a low-star [A] making
[E] Case and wait, please wait, [B] come sit on my [E] face
You're the prettiest thing in Dalit, [A] is Dalit your [E] home?
Boy, I come all the way from Hilton and I feel so wild [B] and long
I [E] used to live in Austin [A] and I come up to [E] Big D
In hopes of getting my big break [B] on national [E] TV
Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star
[A] But first
[E]
Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap
[B] Lord, it ain't no disgrace
Well, [E] bring me a low-star [A] making
[E] Case and wait, please wait, [B] come sit on my face
You
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E
2311
A
1231
B
12341112
C
3211
Eb
12341116
E
2311
A
1231
B
12341112
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To learn Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret chords, begin by getting comfortable with these sequence: B, E, B, E, A and E. Adjust your pace with the tempo control on ChordU, starting slowly and speeding up progressively. Configure the capo to your vocal range and chord preference, remembering the key of E Major.

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[N] _ [C] All right, I'm wired and inspired now [Eb] fasten your seatbelts let's turn on the juice and cut the damn thing loose _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, [E] I pulled in the Dalit on a [A] cold December [E] day
More coffee and a donut at [B] the greasy spoon cafe
_ [E] Spied me a pretty young waitress
_ [A] Standing by a [E] tray, but you couldn't believe her sweet young ears [B] when the waitress heard me [E] say
_ _ All wait _
_ Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap.
[B] Well, it ain't no disgrace.
Well, [E] bring me a low-star [A] making
[E] Case and wait, please wait, come [B] sit on my [E]
face
_ _ Then I walked up to the jukebox
[A] Feeling I would [E] be the waitress said hey stupid.
[B] That's a cigarette machine
[E] Well, look here young waitress, would [A] you care to make a [E] bed and if that there ain't a jukebox you can't smoke my cigarette _ _
_ _ All wait, please wait
Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap.
[B] Well, it ain't no disgrace.
[E] Well, bring me a low-star [A] making
_ [E] Case and wait, please wait, [B] come sit on my [E] face _ _
_ You're the prettiest thing in Dalit, [A] is Dalit your [E] home?
Boy, I come all the way from Hilton and I feel so wild [B] and long
I [E] used to live in Austin [A] and I come up to [E] Big D
_ In hopes of getting my big break [B] on national [E] TV _ _ _
Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star
_ _ [A] But first
[E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap
[B] Lord, it ain't no disgrace
Well, [E] bring me a low-star [A] making _
[E] Case and wait, please wait, [B] come sit _ on _ my _ face _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You _ _ _

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