Chords for Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced By: Dropkick Murphys

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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ I play in a band, we're [Eb] the best in the [Bb]
land, we're big in both Chelsea [F] and France.
I play one mean guitar and then [Eb] score [Bb] at the bar, [Eb] there's a line [Bb] of chicks waiting for their [F] _ chance.
_ [Bb] So come on now, honey, [Eb] I'll make you [Bb] feel pretty, these other gals mean nothing [F] to me. _ _ _
Let's finish these drinks and [Eb] be gone [Bb] for the night, cause [Eb] I'm more [Bb] than a handful [Gm]
you'll see.
_ So [Eb] kiss me, _ [Bb] I'm shit-faced, I'm stoned, I'm soiled [F] and _ brown, and [Eb] the smiles are real.
[Bb] So kiss _ me, and [F] I know [Eb] they bottle.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ I can bench press a car, [Eb] I'm an ex-football [Bb] star, with degrees from both Haven [F] and Yale.
_ _ Girls just can't keep up, [Eb] I'm a real love [Bb] machine, I've [Eb] had far [Bb] better sex [F] while in jail.
_ [Bb] I design the Sayers Tower, I [Eb] make two [Bb] grand an hour, I cook the world's best [F] duck flambé.
_ I'll take a peck of the litter, [Eb] girls jockey [Bb] for me, [Eb] I don't need [Bb] these lines to [Gm] get away.
_ _ [Eb] So kiss me, _ [Bb] I'm shit _ -faced, I'm stoned, I'm soiled [F] and _ brown, and [Eb] the smiles are real.
[Bb] Straight kiss me, and [F] I know [Eb]
they bottle.
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I'm a man of the night, a [Eb] real ladies [Bb] delight, see my figure was chiseled [F] from stone.
_ One more for the gal, then [Eb] I'll escort [Bb] her home, come [Eb] last [Bb] call, I'm never [F] alone. _
_ [Bb] I have a house on the hill, [Eb] with a red _ [Bb] waterbed, that puts Hugh Hefner's mansion [F] to shame. _
With girls by the pool, [Eb] and Italian [Bb] sports cars, I'm [Eb] just here [Bb] in this dump for [Gm] the game.
_ [Eb] So kiss _ me, [Bb] I'm shit _ -faced, I'm stoned, I'm _ [F] soiled and brown, _ [Eb] and the smiles are real.
[Bb] Straight kiss _ [F] me, and I know [Eb] they bottle.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ So [Eb] kiss me, [Bb] I'm shit _ -faced, I'm stoned, I'm soiled [F] and brown, and [Eb] the smiles are real.
[Bb] Straight kiss me, [F] and I [Bb] know [Eb] they bottle.
[Bb] Who am _ _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ shitting?
_ _ I'm a pitiful sight, and [Eb] I ain't all [Bb] that bright.
_ I'm definitely not chiseled [F] from stone.
_ I'm a cheat, and a liar, [Eb] no [Bb] woman's desire.
I'll [Eb]
probably [F] die [Bb] cold and alone. _
But just give me a chance, [Eb] cause deep down inside, I [F] swear I got a big heart of gold.
_ I got mess [Eb] man, no more nightstand, come [F] on honey, let [Bb] me drink your gold.
[Eb] So kiss me, [Bb] I'm shit-faced, I'm stoned, I'm [F] soiled and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are [Bb] real.
Straight kiss me, [F] and I know [Eb] they [Bb] bottle.
_ _ [Eb] So kiss me, [Bb] I'm shit-faced, I'm stoned, I'm soiled [F] and brown, [Eb] and the smiles are [Bb] real.
It was Johnny!
And [F] I [Eb] know they [Bb] bottle.
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_ [F] One [Eb] round!
One [Bb] round!
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_ _ So [Eb] kiss _ me, [Bb] _ I'm shit-faced, _ I'm stoned, I'm [F] soiled and brown, _ [Eb] and the smiles are [Bb] real.
Straight kiss _ me, [F] and I know [Eb] they bottle. [Bb] One round!
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_ [Bb] I'm shit-faced, _ I'm stoned, I'm soiled [F] and _ brown, and [Eb] the smiles are real.
[Bb] Straight kiss me, [F] and I [Eb] know they bottle.
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